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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my grandma called me spoiled, materialistic, and Americanized for reminding her that she can flush the toilet after she uses it. The family now has a "three pee, one poo" minimum before we're allowed to flush. FML
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NYM88 26

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

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Ging3rSnap 9

how do you keep track if it's the 2nd or 3rd pee? is there a tally board posted?

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josh7279 7

You must live in California.

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the_real_dvd 21

She lives in Nevada. Guess how I figured that out.

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graceinsheepwear 33

On the mobile version, it doesn't list the exact location, so you must be on a computer to know that. We aren't all. All it shows on mobile is United States.

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DoomedGemini 37

I guess it depends on the phone, I'm on my phone and I can see it.

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wow2mylife 25

my family don't flush at night if we wake up and go because my mom is a light sleeper

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bapbap_fml 15

To be honest, when I'm home alone I will pee in the toilet a few times before I flush it. There are so many people in the world who don't have access to clean water to drink, they would be appalled by how we think we need perfectly clean water just to pee in. I can kind of see where she's coming from, our society is pretty entitled and wasteful.

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dafluckster 6

I liked the first sentence, you lost me after that.

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PhoenixChick 26

There are so many people who only have access to water contaminated with sewage, they would be appalled to think that we have cheap, plentiful water and facilities to keep sewage out of our homes but we choose not to use it.

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Pinwheel 10

Not flushing your toilet will not save a single person in Africa.

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madscientist_17 15

I had a dream last night that I pooped so much that it filled the entire toilet. It got clogged. Don't let your grandma clog the toilet.

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Mathalamus 24

Disobey your family and flush after every use.

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MoxleyCrue 17

Not really. My grandma always had the rule "when it's yellow leave it mellow; if it's brown flush it down."

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speakfreely 21

But how will you know how many times people have peed in the toilet?

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