Intimacy: Testing testing

Testing testing

By frustrated - 01/06/2009 07:06 - Hong Kong

Today, I met my boyfriend in Hong Kong after being apart for almost 6 months. We got to our room and got right down to business. I was just about to come when a voice came over the PA system in the room. "This is just a fire alarm test, sorry for any inconvenience." FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 19/03/2019 13:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 397

By Jerf - 24/06/2009 00:56 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 918

You deserved it 9 807

Fire!

By Mel Cluze - 22/10/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were spending the night at a hotel. We were awoken at 3 a.m. by the fire alarm. We quickly got dressed, went down the stairs to the reception area… and were told that it was a false alarm. All because some jerk lit a cigarette in his room. FML

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You deserved it 161

By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 204

You deserved it 3 115

By Mylifesucks - 23/05/2013 05:11 - United States - Lexington

Today, I was stuck in my apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for help when a voice came screaming, "This is the fire department." I was relieved until he said, "Just kidding." FML

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You deserved it 3 431

By hahahehehohohoo - 07/02/2009 03:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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You deserved it 58 657

Get it on

By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 20:28 - United States - Fremont

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

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You deserved it 1 770

Quickie

By Anonymous - 11/02/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML

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You deserved it 158

By FML - 15/07/2009 14:29 - Syrian Arab Republic

Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to visit. We went to a cafe where I managed to lock myself in the toilet, breaking the key. I then had to wait for them to break down the door. I came out to applause from everyone, who had been laughing at me for 25 minutes. FML

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You deserved it 5 308

Making a scene

By Anonymous - 16/04/2023 18:00

Today, a guy I been seeing went to work and left me in his house. As I made a bagel, it burned, the smoke alarm went off. This activated a call to the fire department but I didn’t know. The fire truck showed up. Little did I know, the guy’s family was outside too, just to see what had happened, thinking I'd broken in. FML

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You deserved it 240

johnnyub40 0

Monday 1 June 2009 16:03

Agreed #5...get over it and get back to business.

iheartsnapple 0

Monday 1 June 2009 15:55

well that sucks

Comments

CryingHowls 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 6:40

wow #73 1. what's wrong with dating an asian from hong kong? how do u even know he's asian? like a third of the population, if not half, is non-Chinese 2. what's wrong with sex before marriage? 3. sex before marriage doesn't mean someone is lonely. it's called "making love" for a reason. last but not least... you're retarded.

bexox 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 6:40

#73... stfu You're not the sex police, she can do her boyfriend if she wants. I hate when people impose their beliefs on other people, especially when it's something as personal as sex. Also, leave Asians alone! douche bag

vag_fml 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 6:49

and?

AlexNeenan 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 8:26

OP you mean you were "just about to cum". Jeez, the spelling errors they let on here... Sarcasm aside, that is definitely not as bad as if there were a real fire.

irawk 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:18

and how is this FML??

Vinny66 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 9:42

stuuuuuuuuuupid

philosopher 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 10:14

Seriously, people need to know what an FML is... If the voice said something about you two specifically (like they were watching), then I'd be laughing my ass off.

I_AM_HOMO 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:17

Today, I met my boyfriend... I was just about to come. Nobody cares that your a **** and you cum to your boyfriend dont share that crap on fml nobody cares that you were taking it in the ass from your boyfriend.