Thanks a bunch

By nose hurts - 30/12/2012 01:01 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
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fightingkittens 39

Surprise buttsex? Oh, I'll probably get hell for this.

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sux4u121 10

I would look at this as a good thing. Sure you may have embarrased yourself but she is clearly interested in you.

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jjbond01 4

Not a big deal, if you like her I'm sure you can get her np now.

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Epikouros 31

That's no laughing matter. You're a bad sub, you should have said "Thank you, Mistress."

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Kkkdawg 27

I was just thinking.. If OP had slapped the chicks ass it probably woulda been harassment. Awesome double standards.

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paintedchocolate 30

Nah, it doesn't have to be. Most of the girls I know would take it as a joke as long as they get along with the slapper. Usually they go as far as to repay the favour. ;) Fooling around like that only goes to show that you're comfortable with each other.

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N1gh7m4r3 2

Sounds like foreplay to me.

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perdix 29

Looks like you're going to have to do her doggie-style.

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Brainnnnz 19

Wow, a perdix comment worth a negative vote count? The world really has ended after all...

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shaww 28

Use your ninja-like reflexes to smack her ass next time

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shaww 28

you should have done the logical thing and turned around right before the slap, circle around her, and give her ass a nice slappin'.

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mykelinva 4

If she is still laughing, you are in my friend. Make reservations at a nice restaurant and ask her to go with you. If she says yes, swat her on the the butt as you walk away.

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