Thanks Andrew Lloyd Webber

By bdavis - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was using a power drill to take down the set for the musical we just finished. My long hair got caught in the drill, got ripped out, and now I have a hurting, bleeding bald spot the size of 2 quarters. FML
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Top comments

hooverSP 0

i agree, you should put your hair up, or at least see that it's getting close to the drill. and is it the size and shape of 2 quarters, like a figure 8? or just a half dollar?

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cater2U 0

well this is a big ydi that's one of the first rules of operating power tools besides not usig it around water

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SealClubber 0

Number 1) Snickerdoodles, you always complain about everyones grammar, yet you start a sentence with "but". You of all people should know that's improper. Number 2) I hate you.

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simonsaysYDI 8

She already explained that's acceptable now, you failed at pointing out a mistake... shut up now.

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Jayodi 0

Not only did you **** up an attempt to correct her, you also already got owned by another member for attempting to do so. Seriously, just give up and go take an English course. ******* moron.

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luongo6 0

whatsup with everyone and snicks? how come everyone hates her? what'd she do?

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xSPiDERPiGx 0

" she's got good advice " .. apparently

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Domonator 16

Snick has a brain and is not afraid to use it. Some folks can't handle that.

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slothlover66 0

Though I do find it slightly hypocritical that when someone questions her grammer she tells them to "get over it", while she is constantly questioning others' grammer.

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dreamnitedarling 9

She annoys *you*, and nobody gives a flying **** about you.

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simonsaysYDI 8

Sloth, she's allowed to say "get over it" because those questioning here grammar are usually wrong.. or they're nitpicking at what is clearly a typing error rather than a grammatical error. She, on the other hand, points out our ignorance of the English language quite well xD.

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goatfeathers 1

I don't mind snick. Sure, she can be annoying sometimes but she's usually right. And (yes I did just use a conjunction at the beginning of a sentence) grammar is important, it's sad to see how much it's degenerating. The Internet is great, but do we have to sacrifice language for a few FML's? Notice how the only FML's that get through moderation are well written, or at least have okay grammar. Heck, almost all of them that do get through just because there aren't enough of them.

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xSPiDERPiGx 0

ydi u put the other guy in the fml off his script ... not cool -_-

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SealClubber 0

I swear to god you just make shit up that sounds confusing to convince people you're right just because you know nobody will waste the time to prove you wrong. I like you. let's be friends.

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okieraider71 4

Glad your pants were zipped up! "My jeans were unzipped while I was using a drill and my d*** got caught and...."

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choosemusic 0

i agree with this statement. :/

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metrockick10 0

That's what you get for not putting your hair up. Do you ever wonder why they make workers in most factories put up their hair? It's not a brand new industrial fashion statement. It's so the hair won't get caught in the machinery. I mean, seriously, you have long enough hair that it hangs close to the drill and you don't think about it. Some lessons are painful and hopefully you've learned yours.

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