Thanks asshole

By WearingOff - 03/08/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. After a few minutes of conversing, he told me he didn't need to give me a ticket. He then asked for a date. I politely declined. After staring at me for a very long moment, he said, "I think I'm going to have to give you that ticket after all." FML
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XvxvX 0

If you deserved a ticket then you should have gotten one. However if you didnt and he was being a jerk because you didnt go out with him... Then fyl.

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elara15 0

The cop wasn't being nice to her, he was trying to manipulate her.

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damnstopmessinup 0

I say FYL because even if you explained his lack of professionalism while at court, it's your word against his and he could deny asking you on a date.

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saa994 0

he may have had power over giving you that ticket. but if you report this, you can have a certain power over his job.

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uberkrissy 0

Okay, yes, policeman is a perv. But what did you expect? How many 'nice guy' policemen do that and don't take the hard blow to the ego without doing something?

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cxal_fml 0

1) File a report against him - make sure to include a copy to the local newspaper as sometimes police departments "overlook" complaints like this 2) Be very grateful you declined his date. Just think how he must be in his personal life, to do this on the job. He probably has a ton of STDs from sleeping with women he pulls over to

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swagmonkey 0

That's definitely sexual harassment. Essentially, he was writing or excusing tickets on the condition of you going out with him. Write him up. You'll get your ticket money back, and plenty more to boot.

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xenomorph 0

Next time, you should accept the date, arrange a meeting point and time, discreetly inform other officers, then arrange for him to get ambushed at that point and time.

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zookieyng 3

you should have agreed then cancelled when he wasn't around

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Anslee 0

It's not illegal. First off she can't prove the two incidents were related. And also she DESERVED the ticket ; not giving her one would be illegal for the cop cause that's his duty. :) But I do think this is an FML though. That cop was an asshole; I mean can you say desperate!

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