Cars, ACAB and Transportation: Thanks asshole

Thanks asshole

By WearingOff - 03/08/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. After a few minutes of conversing, he told me he didn't need to give me a ticket. He then asked for a date. I politely declined. After staring at me for a very long moment, he said, "I think I'm going to have to give you that ticket after all." FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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Officer McGiggles

By ACAB - 16/09/2019 20:00 - Australia

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. After the cop asked for my license, he started laughing when he saw my picture. FML

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By Hypocrite - 16/04/2017 12:00

Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML

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Am I being detained?

By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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By 613tanner - 19/05/2011 05:30

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

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Cops don't do jokes

By Nightbird827 - 02/12/2015 14:34

Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 06:24 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By yulis - 30/11/2013 19:21 - United States - Hagerstown

Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML

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Am I being detained?

By KidJwal - 28/02/2012 17:10 - United States

Today, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because my girlfriend was in the hospital due to a car accident. He was working the accident just ten minutes before and saw me leave behind the ambulance. He still gave me a ticket. FML

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XvxvX 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:02

If you deserved a ticket then you should have gotten one. However if you didnt and he was being a jerk because you didnt go out with him... Then fyl.

elara15 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 3:30

The cop wasn't being nice to her, he was trying to manipulate her.

Comments

athos1237 4

Tuesday 4 August 2009 8:42

Another bullshit story by some attention *****. Cops are usually mic'ed to the dashboard cam. If he wasn't caught soliciting a bribe, a criminal act as well as terminable, it never happened. You're probably not even cute enough for this to have happened in the first place.

lovely997 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 8:47

Dude. **** a pig.

mobius8 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 11:01

this =)

uncletr 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 10:01

That cop should be fired and fined the amount of money he earned while sexually harassing people.

netbeui435 3

Tuesday 4 August 2009 14:27

legal action.

Kiwi_Splash 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 14:33

Cop = desperate horny creeper. Lady = unfortunate speedy victim.

harveywallbanger 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 15:30

You are a liar.

yowzerz 5

Tuesday 4 August 2009 16:35

Um. That's when you accept the date, and then don't show up. Duh.

TonyHighwind 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 17:54

Why would you say no? The trade-off happening there is crystal clear, and how do you know you won't have a good time? YDI.

maddog_fml 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 18:18

Thats sucks. The cop is a dick. Take the ticket and tell his boss what happend. Maybe it will help you.

rawr_tiger 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 22:13

YOU IDIOT! Of course it *was* wrong for the cop to do that but you just be honored that he did and ACCEPT THE F-ING DATE!!! You are a complete moron, haven't you ever gotten a ticket before?