Thanks asshole

By WearingOff - 03/08/2009 17:53 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for speeding. After a few minutes of conversing, he told me he didn't need to give me a ticket. He then asked for a date. I politely declined. After staring at me for a very long moment, he said, "I think I'm going to have to give you that ticket after all." FML
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XvxvX 0

If you deserved a ticket then you should have gotten one. However if you didnt and he was being a jerk because you didnt go out with him... Then fyl.

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elara15 0

The cop wasn't being nice to her, he was trying to manipulate her.

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My2864 1

your a fool.. shouldve said yes then dont show up on the date.. if he gives you a ticket that way your gunna have to pay but hes out of a job

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masterblaster39 0

Probably not true, almost all traffic stops are recorded for evidence. Either way, not much of an FML.

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Nomnomshark 3

lol kicking him in the balls would get her shot

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WadeWilson_fml 6

If he wasn't hot, then FYL indeed.

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JJAY2011 6

You really don't know. He may have given her a ticket even if she did accept the dated proposed.

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jmcr 27

In those cases those police guys use their status cause they dont know how to get a date without pulling over a girl and then are too immature to take a no because they dont have the balls to do it in public

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