Miscellaneous: Thanks, "Bro"

Thanks, "Bro"

By probably on death row soon - 25/12/2015 18:32 - United States - Winter Park

Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML

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You deserved it 1 595

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By Shattered - 23/11/2022 02:00

Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML

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You deserved it 189

By cunts, cunts everywhere - 11/03/2013 11:57 - Australia

Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML

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You deserved it 2 783

By fmlforreal - 15/10/2010 08:33 - Singapore

Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML

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You deserved it 9 617

Overreaction club

By Punk'd - 03/04/2021 08:00

Today, my brother is about to move to a new house, all because last week I played a prank on him. I made him believe that I crashed my car and had to sell his things to pay for the damage. He's no longer talking to me, or acknowledging me as a sibling anymore. FML

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You deserved it 2 090

By random person - 09/07/2013 17:51 - United States

Today, I finally got my laptop back after my friend broke it a few weeks ago. As I walked back into our place with my laptop in my bag, the same friend burst out and tackled me. My bag fell and slammed into the floor. Guess who has to pay for another repair. FML

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You deserved it 4 718

Costly mistake

By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 23:00

Today, my prank backfired when the airhorn prank I set up for my dad burst and blew a hole in his office window, which also broke his laptop screen. FML

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You deserved it 1 456

By wheatsnake - 08/10/2009 13:31 - Australia

Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML

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You deserved it 2 819

By Dominic - 14/06/2009 19:14 - Canada

Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML

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By Micmicmic - 15/04/2017 04:00 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML

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You deserved it 348

By TubaAssassin - 28/11/2017 06:00

Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML

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You deserved it 294

Thebestinclass 16

Saturday 26 December 2015 8:02

Assuming you still live with your parents, just tell your mom or dad and let them deal with him. If they won't do anything then just make his life a living hell.

spicyburrito 18

Saturday 26 December 2015 8:04

Saran Wrap his dick to the window

Comments

countryb_cth 38

Saturday 26 December 2015 8:40

If you still live with your parents then talk to them about what happened and maybe even use his laptop (if he has one) until he can replace yours. It was a really shitty thing for him to do and I hope it didn't ruin your Christmas.

man_down 5

Saturday 26 December 2015 9:30

boi

MzZombicidal 36

Saturday 26 December 2015 12:01

*boing goes OP's laptop.

Mustardtiger811 12

Saturday 26 December 2015 9:51

It's just a prank bro!!!!! But he seriously should take responsibility. How about your try "pranking" him next

Candijpg 17

Saturday 26 December 2015 9:52

is your brother Sam Pepper?

MsFit 17

Saturday 26 December 2015 18:59

If his brother was Sam Pepper, he would have been thrown out the window rather than his laptop

MonstreBelle 29

Sunday 27 December 2015 1:33

61- Let's hope Sam Pepper doesn't visit FML. He doesn't need anymore ideas

MJS103 15

Saturday 26 December 2015 11:32

"Chill dude it's just a prank! Look there's cameras!"

abnormaalz 7

Saturday 26 December 2015 12:16

just throw his idk beatspill or something out of the window and say "i thought if i throw it out, run down the stairs i could catch it. no lol thats what you get ************" and you are done :) (oh, i think he still will not replace your laptop after this but it's funny :D)