Thanks, but…

By howtragic - 17/08/2011 12:13 - Australia

Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML
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LiveLaughFML 10

#9 "at first, i was curious as to whether or not i should accept his friend invite at first. afterall, i didn't know him in person. but once i saw 10 Mutual Friends, he stole my heart."

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tj4234 35

I guess this is your own fault for not talking to him.

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blele15 2

dont you know that facebook is the new substitute?

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lorenzoman77 7

Proclaim your love to another man on fb, that'll get him talking... or yelling... that's what I'd do O.o

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lil_ham1644 29

I know your profile says 18, but this sounds like something a 15 year old would do

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Elisabetha Aarron 18

You sound like a two year old throwing a tantrum

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Stylin_Since_97 10

I hope dear to my heart that Facebook isn't the stronghold of your marriage. . .

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SherryA 15

I like your logic :) I was thinking something similar to this. Great minds!

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dtemple1110 6

That is sooo weird! This happened to my parents! I'm not going to name names but I know its not you. This happened a while ago. Plus my parents don't know about this web site.

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perdix 29

He wants to project an image to the world that he loves you and you have a wonderful marriage. That way, he won't be the prime suspect when he kills you and dumps your body in the woods ... or Aruba.

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Martha_Plant 8

Change your relationship status to divored. See if he speaks to you then.

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ericb8272 2

Why do women keep going to Aruba? Do they not know there's a good chance they'll never be heard from again?

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thisgirl2u 9

Interesting, do you two not live in the same house together? How do you live side by side for 3 weeks and not speak a word to one another? O.o Although I'm not suggesting I don't believe you I just think it is very sad OP, It sounds as though your husband wants to appear like the perfect loving husband and when it all goes down he'll look like the angel that survived his life with the evil wife. On second thought, maybe just maybe this is his attempt at making peace and acknowledging how much he does really love you. I mean, have you ever attempted to "reconcile" or take that first step to communicate again? Either way 3 weeks without a word and then being serenaded on facebook that has to do wonders to your mental state. FYL op

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