Love, Marriage and Facebook: Thanks, but…

Thanks, but…

By howtragic - 17/08/2011 12:13 - Australia

Today, my husband wrote all these wonderful romantic messages to me via Facebook, proclaiming his love to me in front of all my friends and family. Too bad he hasn't spoken to me in "real life" for almost 3 weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2020 14:00

Today, my husband is so bored with speaking to me, he literally walked outside when I was mid-sentence during a conversation about how I need more attention in our relationship. We've only been married 3 months. FML

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By Anonymous. - 31/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 05:03

Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML

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By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

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By Skullie - 19/02/2012 05:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML

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By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, after feeling fat and ugly and a bit depressed, I logged on to Facebook to see my boyfriend had posted "I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the world!" I 'liked' it and commented "Aww thank you baby!" I logged in later to see that he commented back saying "I didn't mean you." FML

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By reconnect - 27/12/2009 06:30 - United States

Today, Facebook told me I should reconnect with my husband. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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By girlwithaprob - 13/11/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML

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By anonymous - 29/12/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML

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Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:11

#9 "at first, i was curious as to whether or not i should accept his friend invite at first. afterall, i didn't know him in person. but once i saw 10 Mutual Friends, he stole my heart."

agaba 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 19:01

Time to dump his ass

Comments

Carol57 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:49

Ask him what's wrong! maybe u already know or suspect ...but ask to make sure.!! 3 weeks is too long to not be talking! he is torn up emotionally abt something ...don't let it fester one night more...get to the bottom of the problem.

H00K_M 8

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:54

It was probably intended for his new woman--the one who doesn't nag and bitch about everything--and he just clicked the OP's name by mistake.

bertoelmexicano 6

Wednesday 17 August 2011 22:57

Has he been on a long vacation?

Spoonz 4

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:33

where has he been for 3 weeks?

1911_Angel 0

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:46

Maybe he is hoping that his messages will be an opener to conversation? Even if he's just trying to look like the perfect husband to his friends, you need to address the problems in your marriage. It won't get better on it's own! Plan an evening out, leave technology at home, and talk to him. I've been married 22 yrs., I have been through enough to know it is better to deal with problems as soon as you can. Don't let things fester!

hyden121 2

Wednesday 17 August 2011 23:54

So... He publicly declared it. Time to get over it and try to make up. What did you do? Looks like he took the first step so why not go with it and make up.