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Thanks for the heads up

By thanksbro - 20/09/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML

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By hungry - 06/04/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some Cheez-Its I had in my room. After I'd enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML

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By ohnolunch - 05/03/2009 20:12 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, and made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informs me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML

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By blowinchunks - 24/11/2009 06:00 - Canada

Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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Stuck in a rut

By amandanoelle - 09/10/2016 06:42 - United States - Hot Springs National Park

Today, I realized how stagnant my life has become when, while eating some leftover salad with crackers I'd left out the night before, I decided to open some new crackers and put them with the stale, and giggled to myself about the excitement of "cracker roulette." FML

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By annony-moose - 06/02/2010 18:48 - France

Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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Nutritional goodness

By homedoggieo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and was about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuttled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By Entheatus - 10/08/2009 04:25 - Canada

Today, I polished off the delicious iced gingerbread cookies in the pantry. I'd assumed the little flecks on them were speckles of broken icing, but as I went to throw the cookie bag away, a larva crawled out. The hundreds of flecks were moth eggs. I've been eating the cookies for three days. FML

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Tasty smell test failed

By Teen Idol - 14/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Lansing

Today, after a week of wondering why my room smelled terrible, I found the culprit: a moldy sandwich I'd hidden under my bed during a movie night to avoid sharing it with my brother. I don’t know what’s worse - the smell or the fact that I was outsmarted by a sandwich. FML

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justsayfuck 5

Tuesday 21 September 2010 0:06

Let me guess, it's still in the cupboard, waiting for its next victim?

RachelHellYeah 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 0:04

that's totally something I would do!

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Pooper_T_fml 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 3:08

I would do the same.

whyme203 15

Tuesday 21 September 2010 3:09

yeah I would too, let someone else deal with it lol

ImApencil 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 3:18

and you didn't look at it before you at it? you should have felt the bugs

callie1027 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 3:45

omg that hapend to me

emh12 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 3:54

wow

SaintE_fml 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 5:45

your brother is weak

imonaboat79 2

Tuesday 21 September 2010 6:01

when he goes to sleep introduce his solar plexus to your elbow.

sciencexgeek 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 6:23

I hate boys.

BahahahLOL 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 15:52

we love you too

S3xualyAttractiv 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 15:56

lol, that's 2 funny. why would he do that?

natorade88 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 17:55

some people are dumb for putting YDI.

ttav36 0

Wednesday 22 September 2010 2:36

what a douche

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