Love and Kids: Thanks for the input

Thanks for the input

By NVP - 18/01/2009 14:30 - United States

Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 485

You deserved it 3 816

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By ShardsOfShame - 26/08/2022 10:00 - United States

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother why his relationship with a just-turned 18 year-old would be inappropriate. According to him, they’ve been “dating” for two years now but “haven’t had sex or anything.” He’s 39. He got mad at me for calling him a pedophile and smashed my glass table. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 564

You deserved it 259

By Foreveralone17362562 - 16/04/2014 02:18 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 504

You deserved it 5 758

By Wenny - 18/01/2009 12:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 421

You deserved it 2 978

By ProsserBabe11 - 15/04/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 089

You deserved it 2 534

By Ondskansgris - 12/03/2009 09:59 - Sweden

Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 135 150

You deserved it 7 466

By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 13:12 - United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 231

You deserved it 7 301

By blueheron93 - 13/11/2010 14:25 - Germany

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 246

You deserved it 3 080

By Sarah - 09/04/2015 20:24 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I told my younger brother that I'm a lesbian. Now he keeps asking me if I want to play rock, paper, vagina. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 011

You deserved it 5 482

By Alex - 26/03/2009 04:42 - United States

Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 197

You deserved it 76 845

By Anonymous - 06/02/2016 02:16 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, my now ex-boyfriend accused me of wanting to screw his 11-year-old brother, all because I expressed interest in going to his birthday party. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 147

You deserved it 1 652

jim_witness 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 20:48

Unless you're a lesbian.

_miss_anonymous_ 0

Friday 3 July 2009 11:22

What I would've done if my ten-year-old brother said that to me is fake-laugh in his face then "accidently" hit him over the head as I'm walking away.

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ANTONKR 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:26

when i first read it i mistook it for a son. LOL

TeeHee124 0

Friday 6 August 2010 15:28

Noone has replied to a comment yet... wow...

shannieerawrr 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 17:28

nobodyy likes you when your twenty threeeee

wintermistress7 1

Tuesday 19 October 2010 20:42

That sucks. Apparently I'm in the same boat and I'm 19. -_-

amayalives4music 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 7:18

What a snotty little brother.

TheCerealKiller 24

Wednesday 2 October 2013 6:29

I'm sure I'll be in a similar situation someday. One of my brothers is 14 years younger than me.

kagrahamcracka 9

Sunday 22 December 2013 19:29

My eight year old brother said that to me too. It's not that big a deal.

PickledSweets 22

Monday 20 April 2015 22:40

I feel your pain, OP. Just ignore him; you'll get a boyfriend when you find the right guy :)

askIcarus 2

Friday 6 November 2015 3:39

Date his friends ?

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Today, I rode a skateboard down a street past a busy two-story outdoor cafe. As I rode by, a group of people thought it'd be funny to kick stray pebbles at my wheels, trying to make me trip. It worked. My backpack ripped open in the process letting all my school-work float away in the wind. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 867

You deserved it 1 935

Today, I tried to surprise my husband because our sex life is lacking. We have planned sex Tuesday night, every week, with the lights off. When he came home for lunch, I was naked and waiting for him. He took one look and said, "I forgot you looked like that. Meh, I'm going back to work." FML

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You deserved it 8 547

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Today, it's my soon to be 12 year-old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 378

You deserved it 5 146

Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML

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You deserved it 4 861

Today, I got called "useless" by my mother for not doing what she wants me to do. She also said that I've accomplished nothing, and that I can’t and never will. It’s barely 10 a.m. FML

I agree, your life sucks 843

You deserved it 161

Today, my brother came out on Facebook, with a message including the words "I got nothing against gays. Except my dick!" I replied "Eww!" My second comment, "Eww because of the analogy, lol." disappeared among a load of replies tearing me apart for being a homophobe. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 009

You deserved it 3 290

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 939

You deserved it 3 464

Today, I forgot to grab toilet paper on the way home from work. Since I don't have a car and all of my friends have plans for Valentine's Day I'm now down to wiping with cotton balls. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 795

You deserved it 8 331

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