Embarrassing, Weird, Parents and Intimacy: Thanks for the mental imagery - FML

Thanks for the mental imagery

By Grossed Out - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

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Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

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DGross 8

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:07

wolf pussy :-)

ojosverdes26 6

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:09

OH MY GOD! WIN. LOL, furball! Your mom's funny...

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missme2 3

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:09

I think this is just funny! Not really FYL or YDI - just funny. your parents still like each other enough to have sex. with each other. This is a good thing!

yogibear01 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:17

F ur dads life on this one nobody likes a chubaca teat lol

GuErItA 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:30

@46 defenetly agree wth u=)

waxx_fml 2

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:39

all you losers can suck my dick

haha123321 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 5:31

haha is it shaved XD jk

koco4 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 23:58

ew I just lost my appetite.

helloello 2

Sunday 14 March 2010 0:19

haha!! hilarious!!

Paradise_babe 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 0:27

your dad shouldn't be telling you to begin with. he should have shaved it off your mom. kinda erotic and sexy.

mirkayscar 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 1:12

How funny!!! What an awkward conversation to have with you parents!!! My parents are open like that too!! one time my mom told me her and my dad used a sex toy but said she couldn't quit laughing then asked me how to use it....

Nakedsquirrel 5

Sunday 14 March 2010 1:29

Nothing wrong with a furry pussy as long as it isn't unkempt or otherwise really bushy. Balding vaginas are for little girls, which no one should be touching in the first place.

kiss_of_death 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:14

HAHA, CHEWBACCA PUSSIE FTW!!!! HAHAHAHA

brnybrwn 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 2:20

that's ****** awesome! u just made my day! makin me laugh! hahhaha

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