School, Bodyshaming, Exams and Teenagers: Thanks, I guess… - FML

Thanks, I guess…

By pyroman1127 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love Twinkies." FML

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tuppencej777 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:15

Is she wrong?

dtbomb 3

Tuesday 17 May 2011 1:17

That's when you say, Bitch fat people also love BJs

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xcrazyforyouu 2

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:35

and she's calling you fat that bitch had the Twinkie

DoubleAgent00 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:38

YDI for not asking for clarification

MuhammadsTeenGF 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:38

What a bitch. Hope you learned not to cheat.

GameAddikt 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:40

Punch the stuck up bitch right in her face!

ConradDavid 1

Tuesday 17 May 2011 6:08

don't punch girls mkay punching girls is bad

neverforgett911 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:44

hahahahahahha that's messed up :)

spanishfool 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:47

you should of slammed that Twinkie in her face.. then licked it off.

XxGuard 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:49

Okay, a) you helped her cheat - b) you basically paid some chick answers to a test to get something within sexual relations. That's almost like paying a prostitute for sex. You need to stop letting the spiders think for you.

scullster 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:52

fat **** loose some wight you ******* whale

fairymacabre 7

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:57

bahaha! xD

fairymacabre 7

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:57

bahaha! xD

xxheeyyyxx 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:05

im fat and i hate twinkies...

lexi365 20

Tuesday 17 May 2011 5:15

It could have been worse, she could have given you nothing.

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Today, my fiancé got impatient and passed a lady doing 15 mph under the speed limit. The lady was driving slowly in case the black ice in the other lane was in both. We spun out and drove right into a guard rail. I'd just filled the tank, so now I'm down $40 and need to pay for a rental too. FML

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Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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You deserved it 1 271

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Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML

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Today, I bumped into my old university roommate. He's now a young retired BlackBerry millionaire. I asked if he saw my resume back in the day. He did, and put it through the shredder. Making out with his girlfriend during senior year was apparently very expensive. FML

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Today, I made scrambled eggs. Returning the rest of the carton, I tripped and spilled 10 raw eggs all over the inside of the fridge. The same fridge I spent 2 hours cleaning and scrubbing every drawer and shelf of yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 505

Today, I was thinking about how people say if you're gradually introduced to a smell or you're forced to deal with enough, you'll stop noticing it. And how untrue that is. Especially when your roommates sneak a dead rabbit under your bed. FML

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Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML

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You deserved it 3 388

Today, at the end of a night of heavy drinking, I thought it was a great idea to go off into a park with a friend of mine. We ended up fooling around in the park. Meanwhile, a couple of kids stole our clothes. We had to walk back to town with no clothes on. FML

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