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By pyroman1127 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love Twinkies." FML
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dtbomb 3

That's when you say, Bitch fat people also love BJs

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D347HxD 0

They could be in collage or grade 12... just because it is school answers does not mean they are to young for sex or sexual relations. Hell, they both could have failed high-school, and both have had to re take it, you don't know, neither do I, they could be to young for sex, but no one knows, which means no one has a right to judge him about if he is to young for sex.

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D347HxD 0

This is to 105, didn't realize I was under comment and not reply, sorry!

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lmaoatall 6

ok 114, the 113 was for the 105 so you gave the 114! I got it.

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OCDC 9

Wait, I thought the 105 was for the 112, who was ******* the 113 and the 114 in the next room. Does that sound about right?

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jp941 5

you should have just replied that fat people just like to watch their twinkles getting eatten

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darkpyro0988 0

that's when you tell her "Nah trick I'm tryna B my L all over your Ts"

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emmiep1011 7

hey you talked to a girl...

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jess6blondie9 2

Twinkles are gross. Ding dongs are good!

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structuredchaoz 4

Dude, next class you have with her, be sure to bring scissors and give her a haircut for being such a heartless troll bitch

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