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By pyroman1127 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love Twinkies." FML
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dtbomb 3

That's when you say, Bitch fat people also love BJs

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alaskasfml 0

that's when you go "then maybe you should keep it." and walk away.

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catcrazy101 2

i would slap that bitch with the twinkie

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lmaoatall 6

why waist a perfectly good snack? just use a hand and save the treat.

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Zararyy 1

I feel bad for you

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rzp40 0

that's what you ****** get you SOB. Shouldn't be helping her cheat, or expecting something pleasurable from a school age girl you pathetic pervert! Eat your ****** Twinkie and live your shitty life!

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Jaxx66 21

whoo. nerd rage! no need to hate! every nerdy guy wishes helping a class mate cheat will get him laid. sorry that you got all you wanted-although that's not much better-

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#176 I'm a nerdy girl and I never helped classmates cheat in hopes of getting laid.

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peppermintstick 0

Yum, me too.... But not as much as I love the cupcakes!

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rzp40 0

that's what you get perv!

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enoughgrace 4

it's what's on the inside that counts. Twinkies.

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darkpyro0988 0

this is why you should always be ABSOLUTELY clear on the terms and conditions of a trade

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