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By pyroman1127 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love Twinkies." FML
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dtbomb 3

That's when you say, Bitch fat people also love BJs

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Comments

salvorican 24

Dude she had the Twinkie. I believe she dissed herself..

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Shadow4i5 3

aahh good one. very smart

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Heidyslifesuckss 0

lmfaooo sooo trueee !

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KristinaKreme 0

Maybe she was waiting to give it to OP?

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XmyviolentheartX 13

Well, that chick was pretty smart, and OP too bad for you. That's what happens when you help a girl cheat expecting something ("pleasure") in return. It's like paying her for sex lol so I'm sure she caught on to your idea of "pleasure" lol.

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perdix 29

Did you really think she was going to crawl underneath your big, sagging belly and hold it over her head while she sucked you off? Admit it, you do love Twinkies, don't you?

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lilmisslovely13 15

i love your comments!! i'm so glad you're back; we missed you!!!!!!

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prince122 0

I bet after he thought about it the Twinkie was a better choice.

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CitrusGirl 0

C'mon now, everybody knows zebra cakes are way better.

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chuymac 3

I have to say I like zingers better haha

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MrSexyPants 14

Nutter Butters anyone?

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CitrusGirl 0

I'm honestly a fan of cosmic brownies more than anything... But zebra cakes are my second favorite.

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Crazy4Christ 0

Aaw man I'm sorry

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EffinToofer 3

I carry one at all times! Neva know when you might need to throw it into a mob of angry fat people and run!

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xoCOURTNIEox 0

I would have shove the twinky in her face !

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GloriousWhorious 6

I woulda shoved something else in her face. Yes, you all saw this coming. Yes, you may thumb-down this comment. But first, can you give me something pleasurable in return?

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xoCOURTNIEox 0

I would have shove the twinky in her face !

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