Miscellaneous: Thanks, I guess

Thanks, I guess

By Stuckism - 15/09/2009 17:16 - Malaysia

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML

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By stuckinalift - 18/02/2011 01:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I got stuck in a small elevator. It started to violently judder up and down after I pressed the 'Help' buzzer. The man on the intercom wouldn't stop laughing at how my voice was jumpy from the juddering movements before he called for help. FML

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By ClaustrophobicNightmares - 28/03/2014 08:42 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, I was stuck in the elevator for almost two hours. Where was the elevator mechanic? Next to me in the elevator. FML

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You ANIMAL

By ElevatorThug - 25/08/2009 09:17 - Singapore

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 06:02 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

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It's the way I tell 'em

By Anonymous - 21/07/2024 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I got stuck in an elevator with my boss and two other coworkers. To lighten the mood, I tried telling a joke. I forgot the punchline halfway through and ended up awkwardly trailing off. We still had 20 minutes to go before maintenance rescued us. FML

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By random875 - 07/01/2015 06:03 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML

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By Nancy - 08/07/2009 14:01

Today, I sat on an elevator for 10 minutes thinking I was stuck. After waiting awhile I looked at the screen to see what floor I was stuck on, only to realize I hadn't pressed a button so I had just stayed on the ground floor. FML

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By dukemisery - 12/12/2016 09:33 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML

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By Mike - 17/12/2009 16:38 - United States

Today, I got in an elevator at a hotel. Just as the door was closing, somebody banged into the door and stuck their hand through. I yelled, "What, are you retarded?!" The doors then opened to reveal a mentally handicapped boy with his parents standing behind him. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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RJB 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 23:09

I cant blame you. It wasnt ur fault u got stuck and it wasnt your fault the tech was a prick.

chakrabs 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 23:18

Why didnt you just sit down?

Comments

xXMILKYCHUNKSXx 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 0:29

I would have taken whatever he used to pry the door open and shoved it up his ass. Or, if he used his hands, just knee him in the balls.

Demon_Squirril 9

Friday 12 August 2011 19:49

Ive gotta agree with you. However, after shoving the object up his ass, I would have called my date and made him explain why I was late.

smellycheesexD 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 9:50

Sayanggg, its malaysia. what do you think? almost everyone here is rude and racist. If you're a chinese, the malays will talk to you as though you're some kinda immigrant. If you're an indian, you feel like you dont fit in cause the malays will look at you as though you're some kinda pest. Trust me, memang orang kat sini macam tu. So chill

Steffi 26

Saturday 22 June 2013 12:39

My Chinese mother wasn't treated like that when she live in Malaysia O.o

Sniper3000 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 6:29

some of u ppl are total idiots. how does he deserves it?!

GummyBearX 2

Monday 21 November 2011 1:56

Why not call your date and tell her what happened?

SexyMexi21 23

Thursday 4 September 2014 4:57

Well you could have screamed and shit and then sat down and kept pressing the button. I know I would have. As I have gotten stuck in the elevator at the job site we were renovating. I just pushed all the buttons and tried to climb through the top.