Weird, Creepy and Miscellaneous: Thanks, I hate it!

Thanks, I hate it!

By Dimples - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Sanford

Today, I was at a café with my friends when an elderly man noticed my dimples. He came up to me, stroked them while whispering, "One in a million" then walked out. Now my friends do this to me constantly, even while driving home. I almost hit a tree. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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By apparentlyunattractive - 07/06/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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By scared to leave the house - 20/08/2012 09:14 - Canada - Williams Lake

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML

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By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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By Holls - 12/04/2012 13:47 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I met a guy while out with some friends. He kept blowing up his cheeks, so I did it back to him and asked him why he did it. He pulled out a card from his wallet and pointed at it. It was a card saying he may have speech or facial difficulties because he had a stroke when he was 12. FML

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You deserved it 14 190

By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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You deserved it 8 190

By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

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By noantiquesforme - 30/03/2015 18:39 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

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By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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perdix 29

Thursday 3 January 2013 18:42

You could have put a dimple in tree, then there would be two in a million.

d4m4s74 12

Thursday 3 January 2013 18:44

If you're one a million, there are six thousand like you

Comments

KawiRacer69 5

Thursday 3 January 2013 18:42

Twilight_Sparkle_fml 8

Thursday 3 January 2013 18:46

^ Prime example of wanting to be first.

sonicgreg 12

Thursday 3 January 2013 18:49

^prime example of a pony

thehawkster11 8

Thursday 3 January 2013 18:42

Well that's unfortunate.

obnum 19

Thursday 3 January 2013 20:42

We can say that about a lot of FMLs...

Wishez 12

Thursday 3 January 2013 23:52

I dare say every post on this website is unfortunate.

perdix 29

Thursday 3 January 2013 18:42

You could have put a dimple in tree, then there would be two in a million.

Death_Hoe_Inn 10

Thursday 3 January 2013 20:35

1 in 500,000

bjhosking21 4

Thursday 3 January 2013 20:43

No shit Sherlock

Sinamoi 18

Thursday 3 January 2013 21:42

Rude...

damn_homie 2

Thursday 3 January 2013 18:43

That was just creepy. I wouldn't have let him get that close to me

andyyroxx 20

Friday 4 January 2013 3:47

Agreed. Keep distance. And wouldn't it be one in 500 000? I'm assuming OP has two dimples.

Snoopy0718 14

Friday 4 January 2013 9:26

78- I have only one dimple on my cheek

BlueFlatts 20

Friday 4 January 2013 10:33

Maybe it started as one in two million when the old man was eying OP's special dimples from across the café. But then the old man whipped out a calculator and found out how special OP really is.

EsotericBrent 29

Wednesday 9 January 2013 7:12

4 - Really? Assuming OP's referring to dimples in the cheek, this came across to me as a sad, old man giving a really special compliment. I can understand OP doesn't like getting made fun of for it, so FYL to that, but I personally believe that OP was given a huge compliment. If it were any other 'part' of her body, that's a completely different story, but I'll assume that this is obvious.