Weird, Creepy and Miscellaneous: Thanks, I hate it!

Thanks, I hate it!

By Dimples - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Sanford

Today, I was at a café with my friends when an elderly man noticed my dimples. He came up to me, stroked them while whispering, "One in a million" then walked out. Now my friends do this to me constantly, even while driving home. I almost hit a tree. FML

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You deserved it 3 528

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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By brenami - 31/12/2010 06:13 - United States

Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML

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By apparentlyunattractive - 07/06/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, someone left a note on my car, saying "You're gorgeous. Call me. #######." I called the number and they said they saw me in the store I was in, telling me "You were the ONLY attractive person in there." We decided to meet up. He walks over, I say hi, he says "I think I put my number on the wrong car." FML

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By scared to leave the house - 20/08/2012 09:14 - Canada - Williams Lake

Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer… until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML

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You deserved it 2 425

By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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By Holls - 12/04/2012 13:47 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I met a guy while out with some friends. He kept blowing up his cheeks, so I did it back to him and asked him why he did it. He pulled out a card from his wallet and pointed at it. It was a card saying he may have speech or facial difficulties because he had a stroke when he was 12. FML

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You deserved it 14 190

By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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You deserved it 8 190

By Kamburgler - 02/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, this really cute guy at work kept flirting with me and cracking the funniest jokes. Before he left, he told me how much he enjoyed making me smile. An hour later, I saw my reflection in a mirror, I had a huge piece of food stuck in my teeth. FML

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You deserved it 5 724

By noantiquesforme - 30/03/2015 18:39 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

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You deserved it 2 731

By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

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You deserved it 6 227

perdix 29

Thursday 3 January 2013 18:42

You could have put a dimple in tree, then there would be two in a million.

d4m4s74 12

Thursday 3 January 2013 18:44

If you're one a million, there are six thousand like you

Comments

SailorSTFU 15

Thursday 3 January 2013 22:27

Oh wow, that's beyond creepy. That sucks, OP.

BrookeLouisee 4

Friday 4 January 2013 0:09

Just a lil but creepy

cartedor 18

Friday 4 January 2013 0:31

You are so totally weird, how can you be so relax about random weirdo invading your personal space? Next time this happens bet your phone or wallet will be gone with the stranger. Bet you, just you wait

omfgshiz 7

Friday 4 January 2013 1:53

Omg hahaha this fml just made my morning. I wish this happened to one of my friend, I wouldn't let her forget it. :'D but on a serious note, I'd be so freaked out.

fyl7899 12

Friday 4 January 2013 5:10

Dimples look like craters. Not at all attractive.

isabellegypsy 12

Friday 4 January 2013 10:53

Rude

janedo5513 5

Friday 4 January 2013 8:09

I can imagine the old man from family guy doing this to the OP!

isabellegypsy 12

Friday 4 January 2013 9:59

That's really creepy OP, but also very funny!

kriz_allizwell 6

Friday 4 January 2013 12:23

Dimples are pretty common. I mean, look at the roads after a downpour.

SiriusBlack97 17

Friday 4 January 2013 12:48

That's ******* hilarious.

chrisp87 11

Friday 4 January 2013 15:00

Seems to me he has a crush on you and takes a liking to your dimples. If this old man freaked you out that bad perhaps it's time you go to another cafe.