Yeah, it would have just been my Natural response. Probably punch to face then knee to his nuts though.

Then pull out my baseball bat beat him till he's unconscious, take off his clothes, put him in the boot of my car and drive to an empty field, leaving him there naked. That would be MY natural response.

34.... and then kill him, cremate him, build a rocket and launch his ashes into space. I mean, it's just the normal response, ya know.

34- would you like to be my bodyguard against old perverts?

Right over your head..

It was rather creepy of him to do this, but OP did mention the he was old. He could have been senile, or developing Alzheimer's. So becoming violent towards him would be a cruel idea. I think that OPs point of frustration was the teasing they got from their friends about it.

He was elderly and probably senile. Keep that in mind!

What else was he stroking??;)

And watch out for trees.

The end of Thinner was really creepy, but then again, most of Stephen Kings books are like that

One thing I remember about the movie "Thinner" is-- guys will still want their girlfriends to give them head while they're driving their cars. Fear of gypsy curses do not apply.

Yea, harassment isn't ok no matter how old you are

#21, #20 is right. It's not OK to harass someone when you are old, but instead of being mad, they feel sorry for you. I grab girls' asses all the time and when they yell at me, I start crying and say, "Isn't that you, Ethel?" and tell them about my dead wife. Then, they start crying and let me feel their ****. It's great to be old!!!

What a brilliante idea ! I'm going to start dressing up like an old woman, and grab some ass.

#29, make sure your "dead husband" has an old man name like Egbert. If you use a modern hipster name like Dylan, you'll get slapped.

#36--Unless she married a MUCH younger man. :)

No, I like my men old and rich. #36, I will call him maurice, such a sexy dead husband name !

#40, don't forget his other names, "Space Cowboy" and "Gangster of Love." That'll show 'em you're really old.

I shan't, don't worry. And thank-you for your help in my bottom fondling mission.

That's messed up lol

...She almost wrecked her car. I'd be complaining, too, but I'm a potato and I can't drive.

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