Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 19/12/2009 11:53 - United States

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Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML
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CircusofValues 0

That definitely is full of suck. At least gonorrhea is curable.

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snafu57 1

it's beginning to look a lot like syphillis

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cheesy56 0

if you guys haven't yet noticed. This was a man with another man. So where the **** did cervical cancer come from?

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LIGHTPIE7 0

I knew I couldn't have been the only one to see that it was a male poster...

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DeviousDev 0

I've been trying to figure that out for ten Goddamn minutes.

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thinmint 0

sucks but maybe you learned your lesson. at least it's curable. maybe next time you'll wrap your wacker. YDI

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musicislife1995_fml 0

this was gay sex right? more the reason to wear a condom if your having it up the shitter

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kagome43210 0

THIS IS FAKE!!!!!!!! ANYONE NOTICE ITS A MAN! F Y L

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NewJoisey 0

ydi for not using a condom and even more of an idiot for not being abstinent. gg to you my friend.

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schwinn11 0

At least he gave you something. Most guys quit giving gifts after finally nailing a chick.

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marc_with_a_c 3

Good job for not using condoms, you retard.

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