Cars, Accident and Transportation: Thanks, I hate it

Thanks, I hate it

By effmylife - 23/10/2009 10:09 - United States

Today, I took my SUV in to get the oil changed, and the tires rotated. They allowed me to stay there, because they said it would only take 30 minutes. So I sit there in the waiting room, and I look through the window only to see my SUV falling off the lift, from 6 feet in the air. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 783

You deserved it 3 658

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By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 063

You deserved it 15 985

By ljd09 - 04/11/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I watched my car roll backwards on the freeway, while attached to the tow truck that I was sitting in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 536

You deserved it 2 469

By AnonymousOne - 08/12/2016 10:57

Today, I took my car to dealer because of the loud knocking sound I heard while driving it. Twenty-four hours later, they told me it was fixed. Fifteen minutes after I drove away, the tire flew off my car while I was on the highway. My car is now totaled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 091

You deserved it 641

By alucas3 - 29/05/2016 20:14 - United States

Today, I got a rental car because my car needed new tires and I had a long drive ahead of me. Today, the rental car got a flat tire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 380

You deserved it 1 095

Whoops

By mmv - 18/09/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I took my car into the shop to get a minor problem fixed. I left several hours later, without my car. Why? The mechanic crashed it while out on a test drive to make sure he'd fixed the problem. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 108

You deserved it 2 151

That's nuts

By shbaxter - 16/03/2020 06:00

Today, I finally got my car back after it was in the auto shop for a week. On my way home, I started swerving all over the road. It turns out they didn't tighten the lug nuts on one of my wheels properly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 544

You deserved it 102

By Jim - 12/04/2018 01:30

Today, I dropped my car off at the dealership for a bumper replacement due to a hit and run in a parking lot. After being told it was ready, their shuttle picked me up, and backed up into my just-replaced bumper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 558

You deserved it 230

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By Justin Parker - 17/06/2021 04:00

Today, I was changing a flat tire on my car when it fell off the jack and crushed my hand. After ripping my hand free and waiting 2 hours for AAA, I get to go find out if my hand is broken. FML

I agree, your life sucks 884

You deserved it 125

By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 00:01

Today, I went to have my tires replaced. While I was paying, the cashier asked if I would like a warranty for the tires. I said, "Nah, only idiots who can't drive need that." While pulling out of the parking lot, I took the turn too wide and popped my tire on the median. FML

I agree, your life sucks 543

You deserved it 3 227

By hatty - 23/09/2011 13:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my car valeted at my hotel. The manager came out, took my keys, and said the car would be waiting for me in an hour. I was then forced to watch from the lobby as the "manager" sped off downtown. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 896

You deserved it 6 169

OneandOnlyOne 0

Friday 23 October 2009 20:15

I see a lawsuit in their future. Sue them. They should have secured it.

DynamicDave 11

Friday 23 October 2009 20:31

I'm not gonna lie, this would be cool to see if it wasn't mine. On an unrelated note, I admire you for not caving in to pressure from the tree hugging left wing nuts and keeping your SUV. Go you! Drive what you want!

Comments

Lizzyyy 6

Friday 4 March 2011 6:09

You need to sue. I would be pissed if that happened to me.

bunniesrcool 0

Monday 18 April 2011 6:20

i thought people walked on porches, not drive them. hmm. weird.

shadowwolf1121 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 0:38

OP u really should sue #124 just because u own an SUV does not make u an asshole. Some people have big families like my, and without our SUV theres no way we could all get around #44 like i said to 124 SUVs are not for "status seeking retards." think about things like that before u open ur mouth #92 how do they deserve it just because there able 2 afford and SUV.dont hate on other people because u may not be a fortunate #77 I agree with u completely

hpdrew15 9

Monday 16 May 2011 8:59

can you say lawsuit?

1Kiki_babe1 2

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:10

"OMG, op owns a SUV, they so deserve it!" Seriously?! Grow the f!!k up! No one cares what kind of car they have, focus on the real problem! I know 8th graders that are more mature than you!

mrbodo 3

Sunday 19 June 2011 18:46

you are HORRIBLE with commas

youshitme 9

Tuesday 5 July 2011 1:15

You deserved it for having such a petrol guzzling menace to the environment.

SolemnlyLove 7

Saturday 5 November 2011 12:14

plz do us a favour and drink battery acid

santasadiekins 0

Friday 22 July 2011 11:32

OP: haha that sucks. Have fun with all of the paperwork! on a side note, the arguments that people are having in response to this FML is hilarious. Just because the OP said SUV, its sparked conversations about everything from hippies, global warming, health care, freedom, gas, pollution, the mechanics of the lifts, the efficiency and uses of cars... it's actually rather fun to read through. people get so worked up..