Thanks, I hate it!

By pleasebackintomycaragain - 24/04/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML
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lorrain_fml 0

he spanked you on purpose. =o

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kitz 0

Don't lie, you enjoyed the spank =P

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CaptainAwesome2 0

Slaped his face? No, grabbed his crotch!

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Fancy_Nancy 7

maybe he was short? :}

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UrNotSry 0

That sucks but if you didn't get any of his info not even the license plate number ydi

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KickItHigh 32

He love you long time. Just kidding, but I hope the car was fixed.

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doglover100 28

Did you get his plates?

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cartedor 18

wow, canada is just like how Barney said. but more importantly, was it a proper slap or rather a cupping action?

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makynen86 9

I hope you got his license plate number and reported it

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