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By Anonymous - 21/10/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, I went to my academic counselor to help me deal with my stress and anxiety, which has been making me nauseous from the constant strain. She suggested exercise to help these feelings. Every time I do so, I vomit. From the anxiety and stress. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2009 13:36 - Sweden

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By nothungry - 29/07/2009 00:47 - United States

Today, after four years of anorexia and lots of recovery, my parents took me out to dinner with my counselor and whole family to celebrate my progress. I ended up eating something that made me vomit everything I ate. My parents now think I am bulmic and are sending me back to counseling. FML

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clockworklolita 3

Thursday 22 October 2009 2:37

you absolutely MUST speak to a proper therapist. from the sounds of things your anxiety and worries have gone beyond the point of your academic counsellor being able to help. get help, and pronto.

fringle 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 4:14

there sure do seem to be a lot of fmls about throwing up lately.

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HotSauce_fml 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 3:27

You vomit cause you're fat. Fatty McFatterson is fat. Stop bitching, put down the bog mac and go work out, fatty.

Star18lk 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 3:30

WOW IMMATURE. IM GONNA LAUGH WHEN YOU TURN OUT FAT THEN ILL CALL YOU A FATASS.

Star18lk 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 3:32

what the ****?? you cant just call people fat, thats not right!!! And who says they eat BIG MACS. and skinny people like me eat big macs too. So stfu.

fringle 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 4:14

there sure do seem to be a lot of fmls about throwing up lately.

Galex7471 4

Thursday 22 October 2009 4:17

This sounds more like an anxiety disorder, which isn't something you should be going to your academic counselor for. Go to your schools counseling center or health center and they should be able to determine the proper course of action to help you get better. Exercising can help but if it's making things worse you need find a different path to take. I've had an anxiety disorder my whole life, so I know it's not fun. I hope things start looking up soon.

breemz 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 4:41

try yoga and going for hikes if possible

Superawesomestev 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 4:41

psychiatric

star_ver 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 5:32

Why would you see your academic adviser about something like that? Are you brain damaged as well?

potatocats 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 5:32

I don't understand why most people on here are so mean..although I think this isn't something to be posted on FML. Anyway I go through the same thing when I'm overly stressed. I definitely recommend seeing a doctor but it took me a few visits before they really helped..find something calm to do to help ease your mind a bit :) I feel for you though, because of that problem I get nauseous and throw up easily.