That 20%

By MI3 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Oakland

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML
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challan 19

I'm intrigued! What makes him think that? Milk is white, so only white people can ingest it? Can Asians only eat yellow cheese? Hmmmm Is it only dairy? Maybe it's food racial profiling! Dairy, angel food cake, vanilla pudding and rice for whites only... Red meat and red velvet cake for Native Americans, Indians and Pakistanis only... Good news for you OP, but bad news for me is that you get chocolate!

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Mostly agree with you... But the part about Asian eating only YELLOW cheese kinda showed you think of Asians having yellow skin... Isn't that a stereotype too? I've seen Asians of many different colours so I'm sorry, but I think your example was a bit invalid there...

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challan 19

I was joking... Making another stereotypical assumption to make fun of another. I do not think that Asians have yellow skin, nor do I think that Native Americans, Indians, or Pakistanis are actually red skinned. In fact, My skin is not actually white.

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Ah, I see... Well, ignore the first part then!

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THExistentialist 13

so, wtf do I eat? I'm normally white as paper but I've acquired a nasty sunburn ... so I eat... uh... what about if I get a tan? should I just burn white bread in the toaster according to my varying shades or do I still get the pudding? what about chocolate? I ******* HATE WHITE CHOCOLATE! and coffee? I can't have mocha anymore? ! I live on mocha! HEEEELP!

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emmaweeee 0

What does being black and being lactose intolerant have to do with anything? White people can be lactose intolerant too

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courtneyann211 10

Thank you captain obvious

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TattleTale 8

Wow I have heard a lot of stupid stereotypes but this one has to top the list.

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NuTrees 9

Lol! Did no one else think this was hilarious? I'm black and can handle a racial laugh, you guys need to loosin up.

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Tiecho 4

Im black - lactose intolerant and so 3 out of 5 of my immediate family... Sooo

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Perdition 4

You and your family are a contradiction. Like Starbursts.

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Ugi 26

So your family probably doesn't eat very much dairy produce. As far as lactose digestion is concerned, if you don't use it you lose it.

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ayyemmcee 1

Wait. You all aren't?!! Jk, where the **** did that stereotype come from?

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obeliks 4

What does he think about chocolate milk??

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antonnn_fml 0

All black people have aids though...

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Holy_ish 19

Go burn in hell bro I'm not even black and I find that shit uncalled for.

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challan 19

How was this not moderated already? Wow. You're a dickwad.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Are you one of the little ***** who thinks the HIV virus was created by Blacks or for blacks by the goverment to eradicate them? Same goes for the idiots who believe gays created the HIV virus. I agree, get some real facts, educate yourself. If all else fails, burn in hell, Ass-clown.

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PlaidPanda 9

That was just immature, but I love how (I'm guessing here) he made an fml profile just to say that. Comment:1

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WaSiSimiLang 8

This is hilarious (the theory of which he created an account just for this comment I mean) To the commenter (who is too cowardly to post this in his own account and is most probably looking at this through his or her original account)... See my profile message? See the one capitalized phrase? That, my friend, is pointed to people like you, no matter how you hide yourself.

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alicekittykatt 0

Ugh some people just don't get it.. But I understand how he could think that but common sense some people just lack it these days.

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