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By MI3 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Oakland

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML
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DocBastard 38

Your logic is flawed, sir. If all cats have 4 legs, are all 4-legged animals cats?

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russfml 31

I don't know if that's racist or just sheer stupidity or both on his part

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TeratoMarty 6

Well, no, MI3, you didn't HAVE to explain that to him. You could've said "oh, yes, I forgot," and barfed on his shoes. You were remarkably polite, by my standards.

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Trisha_aus 15

But don't you have a camel anyway? They're awesome er wait, was it a lama

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djxerxes9000 18

The ability to digest lactose is actually a mutation that has developed. Some would say no its evolution but its not, there was a loss of DNA in order to create the ability to eat lactose so its a mutation.

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krez 20

All evolution is based on mutations. Read a book.

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chocolatelvr 5

How do you think new traits happen? Mutations. Natural selection is the process through which those mutations become prevalent- or not-but if it wasn't for mutation, we'd all be single celled organisms.

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LemonandLime 13

How many times do you eat cheese in front of your neighbour?

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Mischief109 11

Umm.. Your neighbor watches you eat cheese? Am I the only one who finds this odd??

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