That's not my name

By noname - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Alexandria

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as "The short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML
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Top comments

plaguer 26

A lot of girls would dig that nickname, though. Or at the very least, just dig having big enough **** to be remembered by.

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stevenJB 25

BOOBIES. That is all. :)

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Comments

xIBleedPurplex16 0

Guys are disrespectful that's why the lesbian rate is increasing:3

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OffToTheGayBar 9

Women are just as perverted and disrespectful.

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crywf312 4

ah yes that girl, the one next to the guy with the tiny flute

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Fallnstar69 2

I can relate to this. In high school I was known as the "chick with big boobs" It does kinda suck.

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tinymonster91 5

I feel your pain sister from another mister! I'm the 'bigtittedgingerhobbit' (despite having dark brown hair) in my work circle!

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ddmeyer5606 9

Don't be upset about that. It's still enough for you to be prom queen! Haha.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

It's still better than being the short chick with no ****.

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iamawriter1881 1

In high school I was the 'sousaphone with legs'

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niall92 6

Sousaphones are awesome! You should wear that title like a crown.

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loserman67 35

Take it as a compliment. It could be so much worse. You could be known as: "The short girl with no ****." "The short girl with the pizza face." "The short girl with the camel toe." "The short girl with the huge ass." So be happy

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honeycutt8729 8

There is nothing wrong with shot girls having a big ass. Especially if you have a big ass and big ****.

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