That's not what I said…?

By wow - 12/12/2011 01:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 289
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Same thing different taste

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trixy81 10

What? Well you clearly dodged a bullet with that one...

rcloca 10

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Unnatural? Then how the **** are you alive bitch?

as she bangs some guy that same night.. ydi it dude, grow some balls and stop making ONE girl so dam important. it will only make ur life easier. man up, seriously.. for your own sake

Omgplz 3

If sex is unnatural then why does it make babies?

How is sex unnatural? How does she think she and her parents and back forever were born?

Unnatural?! What kind of logic is that! How the **** do you think you were born through a god damn test tube. Bro you dodged the bullet with that one you'll find something better soon enough.

Ok, I've heard a lot of ridiculous stuff in my time, but seriously? Sorry, man, that really sucks