That's not what I said…?

By wow - 12/12/2011 01:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I summoned up the courage to tell my crush how I've felt about her for the past two years. I really poured out my heart and soul, and she nodded and smiled throughout. Once I'd finished, she told me that she believes "sex is unnatural", and that she could never date a guy who wanted it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 289
You deserved it 4 539

Same thing different taste

Top comments

trixy81 10

What? Well you clearly dodged a bullet with that one...

rcloca 10

Comments

Sex is unnatural? It's the most natural thing EVER. It's your second ******* instinct after survival. Forget that dumb bitch. She does not deserve you. She does not deserve anyone. Let her die alone without the greatest pleasure and think of her for a moment and laugh hard every time you bang a hotty.

Even priests and nuns don't think sex is unnatural. They just don't do it. I mean thinking sex is unnatural has got to be the most idiotic thing of all time. THERE WOULD BE NO ANIMAL LIFE IF SEX WASN'T NATURAL!

How is sex unnatural ? It's the only reason for any species life Is to bear children, app yeah that's kind of messed up , that's conservative ideologies right there

GraceyGirl523 9

Sex is the most natural thing in the world. What's wrong with that bitch?

flippidyshit 9

I ******* hate dumb people like her... My reaction would have been to call her a retard, laugh at her and leave.

wearing clothes, using a car, living in a house, cooking food before eating it, having three set meals a day, using tools, watching tv, using a computer, having a sense of morality, being taught by someone other than your parents: she probably does ALL of the above. yet they are all, technically, unnatural. sex, along with eating walking sleeping and drinking is technically the only 'natural' activities we as people do now.

If sex is unnatural, then so is her existence. Tell her to put herself through a tree shredder.

Miroticc 0

Good for her. I'm on her side.

thefuckinloser 6

ask her for a ******** or at least a hand job then see what she says

Show her some National Geographic. Yup, those elephants are very unnatural, dirty, Hellish beings. How dare they reproduce!!