Transportation, Cars and Stranger danger: That's on you

That's on you

By eldar90 - 25/02/2012 21:38 - Israel

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

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By blackandblue - 02/11/2010 16:26 - United States

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

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By fuckingjesusgran - 07/05/2013 22:13 - Bosnia and Herzegovina - Sarajevo

Today, while driving my grandma home from a family dinner, I had to pull into a gas station, because my tank was almost empty. She became convinced that someone would kidnap her while I went to pay, and eventually threatened to blow us up by tossing her lighter at the gas pumps. FML

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Who are you?

By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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You deserved it 2 850

Shitshow

By Syrinth - 21/07/2010 16:09 - Canada

Today, I got a call from my grandmother saying she locked her keys in the car and I needed to bring her the spares. After an hour bus ride, involving me missing my stop and getting temporarily lost, I arrived and handed her the keys. I brought the wrong ones. FML

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You deserved it 31 526

Stranger Danger!

By tried to help - 07/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML

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You deserved it 659

By Benjamin - 28/10/2011 01:22 - Canada

Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML

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You deserved it 38 644

By arw - 25/07/2012 06:10 - United States

Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By Help Me - 18/01/2015 03:45 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

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By unwanted - 26/11/2014 18:13 - Canada - Dollard-des-ormeaux

Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML

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You deserved it 2 936

asoptavlo14 6

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:18

Bitches be crazy.

Hollywoodgirl79 18

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:18

I hope the cops didn't show up. Sorry, man.

Comments

Jessic1 5

Sunday 26 February 2012 3:25

Do you look like you an abductor?!?!?!?!?

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 26 February 2012 3:38

Don't lie. That was the highlight of your day.

l0v3p4in 7

Sunday 26 February 2012 3:50

That would definitely warrant a police arrest, especially if you had some bystanders witnessing the whole thing. I can just see OP's Grandma come up out of nowhere and beat him with her 50 lb purse screaming, "You let her go, you creep!" Then later she telling him, "Oh, I didn't even recognize you. Last time I saw you, you had hair. Where'd it go?"

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 26 February 2012 3:51

Meanwhile in Israel....

linkinpark98 23

Sunday 26 February 2012 3:59

*What *Crazy

Calyx_fml 21

Sunday 26 February 2012 4:02

That's more her fml than yours.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 26 February 2012 4:45

Getting accused of being a criminal (possibly a kidnapper and/or a pedophile if the authorities listen to the kid) by some girl where there might be a possibility for the judicial system to be in favor for the girl is a bigger FML for OP.