Miscellaneous: The blame game

The blame game

By Anonymous - 12/01/2016 14:44

Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML

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By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

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By Ya_I_said_it - 26/07/2016 15:31

Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML

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By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

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Sorry dad

By janess - 09/03/2021 11:00

Today, I forgot my father’s birthday. My father means the world to me, I just have a shit memory. FML

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This guy grudges

By PocketTrash - 20/03/2020 21:00

Today, my dad is still mad because I tossed his empty coffee can over 3 days ago. FML

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You deserved it 241

By Anonymous - 09/11/2013 22:30 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, I heard my dad complaining that he won't be able to go to a concert, because it's happening on my birthday. This is the first time he's even acknowledged my birthday in over ten years. FML

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Lovely parents

By sigh - 18/11/2019 01:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my parents forgot it was my birthday. They ordered me to scrub the common bathroom, and when I asked if they remembered, my dad's reaction was "Oh! Really?" My mom's was "I thought that it was next week." What lovely parents I have. FML

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You deserved it 200

By Anon - 01/04/2015 06:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my brother mentioned my dad's birthday party. I said, "What party?" He said, "Shit, forgot I wasn't supposed to tell you." My own father doesn't want me at his party. FML

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You deserved it 3 585

By MeanMother - 28/06/2012 20:29 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 91 224

By Anonymous - 01/07/2011 01:27 - United States

Today, my dad forgot me at cross country practice. When he got there two hours late, instead of apologizing, he said, "Hey, that's only the third time I've forgotten you at practice. You should be congratulating me." FML

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mld4657 28

Wednesday 13 January 2016 1:29

Well im not your father but Happy Birthday!!!!

InfestedCarOwner 15

Wednesday 13 January 2016 1:35

Your dad sure is a special kind of asshole, huh?

Comments

blu4yu 8

Thursday 14 January 2016 1:38

that's what fb is for yo

MrZsDad 19

Thursday 14 January 2016 4:02

I get the same thing from one of my son's...want to switch up? ;)

shinikageWolf 15

Thursday 14 January 2016 8:43

If he had to force you out of his loins to birth you I'm sure he wouldn't forget so easily.

tomvertigo 17

Thursday 14 January 2016 10:10

At a thought, your birthdays stop being magical periods of joy and happiness for your parents.

JonCena 10

Thursday 14 January 2016 10:31

Luke Skywalker, I am your father. Happy birthday!!!!

kainpwnsu 19

Saturday 16 January 2016 5:34

Birthdays not being a big deal is normal. Everyone's sense of birthday entitlement is ridiculous and egotistical.

Onoconah 11

Monday 18 January 2016 18:11

you came out of his sack how does he not remember your birthday

grouper 10

Tuesday 19 January 2016 7:17

It's very stupid to get mad over somebody forgetting your birthday in reality

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