The blame game
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You can cry if you want to its your birthday! On a serious note you set yourself to be in a bad mood. I usually make sure noone forgets its my bday for like a solid week or more.making a count down makes it fun! More for me ,but it's my day! This is why I never had your problem lol happy b day op!!!
I read "dog" not dad. It's funnier that way
ok bit dads always forget birtday. like sometimes he doesnt even remembers my age and which class i am going to
My dads password for his laptop is my name followed by my birth date. One day I needed to use it but was stopped in my tracks by the 'your password is invalid' display time and time again. My dad came in to help and typed it in himself, ending it with 21 and gaining entry. Thinking he was just joking around I told him that silly me had typed in 22 (my actual birthday) instead of 21 and laughed. He laughed too and followed that up with "Aww that's easily fixed, love, the keys are next to each other". Thanks dad...thanks.
Been there — it's super strange. I was a bit excited though because I really dislike my birthday… and every other "let's celebrate X together day".
"I NEVER KNEW MY FATHER!"
To me it's not that big of a deal because my dad forgot my birthday 3 years in a row, even when I reminded him less than a week before.
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Well im not your father but Happy Birthday!!!!
Your dad sure is a special kind of asshole, huh?