Poopoo peepee, Toilet and Smells: The Destroyer - FML

The Destroyer

By mr_p - 03/12/2010 15:30 - United States

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300-pound man walked out, shook his head, and said, "I'm sorry" to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2013 04:41 - United States

Today, as I was about to enter a public restroom, a man walked out and said, "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of my life." It was the ladies' restroom. FML

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Oh shit…

By half-dead in CA - 31/05/2014 16:39 - United States - San Francisco

Today, as I was standing in line at the checkout, the elderly guy in front turned around and said quietly to me, "Sometimes I shit my pants." He then nodded grimly and turned back around, hitting me with the full force of the stench now coming from his pants. FML

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Stinky and gross

By Anonymous - 09/06/2024 20:00 - Canada

Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML

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You deserved it 355

Chub rub

By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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We could be heroes

By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By FUCKFACECUNT - 02/08/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

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By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 05:50 - United States - Austin

Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

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Industrial logs

By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:28

Oh dear. That's a shitty situation.

Iknowthings 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 1:31

I wonder how much he weighed before he went in?

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crushingpeanuts 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 18:34

I'm pretty sure it was because he took so long haven't the greatest Duce of his entire life.. let the man enjoy the simple moments in life, damn..

TempestRain 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 18:44

Haha. win.

alexFYL 11

Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:40

So what did he do?

diegomanguelo 5

Tuesday 2 November 2010 21:59

omg that is hilarious. "I'm sorry" lol

larrysangel 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:06

@ #97. Well said!

billybob171717 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 4:09

I think he cleaned it but he just couldn't finish in time. Right?.... RIGHT? PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED!

cottoncandymp 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 7:06

hahahaha plug your nose!

johnnie254 7

Wednesday 3 November 2010 12:29

this is a gas station dude. why do you want to shot in gas station?

Wastingtimer 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 6:21

Yeah, about that. . . Us men, we don't apologize for taking the last of the paper. . Hate to say it, but I think assumptions are made safe on the obvious for this one >.<

Wastingtimer 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 6:24

Yeah, about that. . . Us men, we don't apologize for taking the last of the paper. . Hate to say it, but I think assumptions are made safe on the obvious for this one >.<

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