Health, Transportation, Cars, Ecology and Animals: The irony stings

The irony stings

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was driving home, it was 80 degrees out. Making a rare attempt to be eco-friendly, I turned off the A/C and lowered the windows. A bee then flew in through the window, hit my cheek, and stung me. That's what I get for attempting to be eco-friendly. FML

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By Rekt - 10/11/2016 05:40 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 17:51 - United States - State College

Today, I was going to set up my air conditioner in the window. As I opened up the window, I must have disturbed a wasp nest, because a dozen wasps flew in and several of them stung me. The rest are now somewhere in my house with my terrified girlfriend. FML

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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2015 02:41 - Australia

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML

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By Stung - 19/06/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, the weather was nice so I decided to eat outside. I quickly found out that my new, expensive hair conditioner attracts bees. Lots of bees. FML

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By NOT THE BEES - 15/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I thought I'd patched up the hole in my window pretty well. That is, until I heard a buzzing noise in my room. There was a huge ass bee that somehow got inside and was trying to escape. I would've helped, but I'm terrified of bees, and I'm now afraid to enter my room. FML

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By Ants everywhere but my pants - 19/05/2016 02:35 - United States - Sun City Center

Today, I left the windows open because I live in Florida without air conditioning because the asshole landlord won't fix it. There was nice cool air from the rain. I've killed about 100 flying ants that have made their way inside. Now I have a hot house with closed windows and flying ants. FML

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Invasion

By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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By Brandon Butler - 04/03/2011 09:22

Today, I was riding my motorcycle on the highway and wearing all of my gear - boots, gloves, jacket, and full-face helmet. Somehow a bee found the only spot not covered on my body and stung my neck. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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Bees, wasps, that sort of thing

By HURRY UP - 24/05/2023 17:02 - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car for my roommate to come outside so we could get to work. He was taking his sweet ass time. And there was a large wasp flying around. And I have a fear of bees. And the window refused to roll up. I sat there, frozen in fear, until he finally came out. FML

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Friday 8 May 2009 10:34

Today, my friend and I were out looking for nectar, when a gigantic beast rumbles by and sucks my friend into its gaping jaws. He hits some flesh inside the mouth, and sacrifices himself for the hive by stinging the horrid beast. FML

dant 0

Friday 8 May 2009 10:36

Ironically, at that speed, it's better for the environment to roll up your windows and use the AC. Opening the windows creates enough drag to worsen the MPG.

Comments

dirtyhippie 0

Friday 8 May 2009 12:45

Mother nature can be an ungrateful bitch!!

godawful 0

Friday 8 May 2009 12:47

you're an idiot. if you wanted to be eco-friendly, you would've stopped the car, gotten out and walked.

FoundManyLemons 0

Friday 8 May 2009 13:00

Bee honest, you were trying to save gas.

deathproof_fml 0

Friday 8 May 2009 13:22

Thats why you don't fall for that hippie liberal eco crap.

monkeyz0r 0

Friday 8 May 2009 13:28

Just because you got stung by a bee, don't give up on being eco-friendly... its nice that you did that

duckduckchicken 0

Friday 8 May 2009 13:49

Be eco-friendly by riding a bike. You know, the bee population is decreasing.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Friday 8 May 2009 14:08

Ugh. I hate when people make their stupid counter-FMLs and then other posters go and encourage them. Also, chill the **** out 13... I'm pretty sure you know nothing about how the OP runs their life? And finally, unless you're allergic to bees, who the hell cares if you get stung. People are so wussy.

RPGod 0

Friday 8 May 2009 14:11

You know, you get better MPG while using the AC. Rolling down the windows increases drag, and AC uses no gas at all.

danedo 0

Friday 8 May 2009 14:31

I think the idea is a little inconsequential suffering for the individual leads to a better place for many, many other individuals, i.e. the planet. Keep at it.