Gross, Cats and Animals: The little things

The little things

By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 16:03 - United States

Today, I woke up to my husband slowly pulling my blanket off me. I thought he was being romantic until I realized it was because the cat had puked all over me while I was sleeping. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML

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By piliseep - 01/12/2017 09:00 - United States - Apex

Today, at 6 am, I was suddenly jerked from the warm embraces of sleep by the smell of poo. I was very groggy and confused when my hand landed in something wet and cold. I turned on the light and was horrified to find that my kitten took a huge dump in my bed. It was everywhere. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Fat_abott - 05/01/2012 20:40 - France

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

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By Sara - 11/02/2022 04:01

Today, I woke up and realized I was soaked. The night before, I'd felt cramps so I was convinced it was my period… until I realized that my cat had marked his territory on me. All my sheets and blankets had to be removed. Yup, soaked right through! FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2016 06:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML

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By grosssss - 01/01/2010 13:03 - Australia

Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML

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By tease_ftx - 31/08/2017 13:00

Today, as I was laying down to sleep, I grabbed my covers and realized the cat pissed on them and on my body pillow. Now I'm up at 1 a.m. doing laundry so I can have clean bedding and my kids are awake. FML

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By LC - 23/01/2009 15:12 - United States

Today, I invited this guy I fooled around with over to "hang out". He's "en route", so I start to make my bed only to find my cat thought this was the best time to tell me she's sick by throwing up in my bed. I only have one set of linen. FML

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BelieveMeItsTrue 0

Monday 13 September 2010 23:14

Well at least your husband was nice enough to try and clean it up before you saw it cause you know what they say what you don't know can't hurt cha

f_alltheirlives 3

Monday 13 September 2010 23:37

Theres few things I find more romantic than trying to remove cat puke from your partner without him/her knowing about it. Honestly

Comments

chicobear90210 0

Monday 13 September 2010 23:29

at least he didn't leave it there for you to deal with when you woke up.

f_alltheirlives 3

Monday 13 September 2010 23:37

Theres few things I find more romantic than trying to remove cat puke from your partner without him/her knowing about it. Honestly

amberita28 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 1:50

I agree =)

I_have_no_clue 0

Monday 13 September 2010 23:43

That's friggin DISGUSTING!!! FYL indeed. 

WiseGuy79 14

Monday 13 September 2010 23:46

Lol Out of all the possible places for the cat to puke why did it choose on you?? I would have skinned it alive

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 13 September 2010 23:47

At least he cared enough to take the puked-on blanket off of you. He could have left it there.

mitchie11 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 4:03

I think the OP was saying FML mainly because she thought her hubby was trying to do something romantic but ended up not being that way implying her marriage sucks with respect to the romance aspect of it. So basically she got her hopes up.

lthomps 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 8:24

haha I like your spelling rant it's so true. you're the first person I've seen from st catharine's, it's cool to see. I used to live around there, in fonthill if you've heard of it longer message than I intended haha