Kids, Embarrassing, Drugs and Teenagers: The nickname that sticks

The nickname that sticks

By ap84 - 27/02/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, after soccer practice, I was walking to the car with my dad. My teammates waved and said "BYE POTHEAD!" They call me that because they think my head is shaped like a pot. Of course, my dad didn't believe me. I'm grounded now because I have an abnormally-shaped head. I've never smoked pot. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 06:00

Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML

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By Alyssa - 13/02/2012 00:01 - United States

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 21:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML

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By hypercrite dad - 19/09/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, unlike what you may have joked about with your friends, I actually did meet people who told me to "take a hit or we'll beat the shit out of you." I got picked up by my mom 20 minutes later like planned. When my mom noticed I was high, she grounded me for the "rest of high school." FML

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You deserved it 402

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 13:39 - United States - Columbus

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

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By valarmorgoolies - 06/02/2015 18:51 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

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By Joe Lizen - 07/08/2012 01:40 - United States - New Lenox

Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

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By ugh - 01/12/2015 03:52 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML

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Seegtease 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 1:08

What an unreasonable and irrational father.

last_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 1:14

Tell your Dad he's a fool and that you'll take a drug test to prove him wrong.. Hope it all works out, Pothead

Comments

stupidLes 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 11:25

If ur grounded and have nothing to do, how about smoking some pot? ;)

caitlin_marie 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 22:03

ah gosh, that sounds like something that would happen to me. just be straight with your dad i guess. look him in the eye and tell him dead out- you are a drug virgin.

caitlin_marie 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 22:05

oh yeah- and if that doesnt work, you might as well smoke pot. if your going to get in trouble- why not go ahead and do the crime? :]

Tenma_Hakase 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:46

Actually your dad is just an idiot

musicalmandi16 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 6:18

#18 MARRY ME!

lollipop217 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 20:35

go smoke some pot, then at least it will be worth it

Weaseltotheface 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 22:02

wow..what is it with parents and 'guilty until proven innocent' them and highschool teachers and principals

shorgenfunkel 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 18:52

#62: Indeed. -_- OP: Aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I feel you, I really do. My parents are irrational as all hell, despite what they like to tell themselves, but still... aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaahahahahhhahahaaha... ahhh.