Kids, Embarrassing, Drugs and Teenagers: The nickname that sticks

The nickname that sticks

By ap84 - 27/02/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, after soccer practice, I was walking to the car with my dad. My teammates waved and said "BYE POTHEAD!" They call me that because they think my head is shaped like a pot. Of course, my dad didn't believe me. I'm grounded now because I have an abnormally-shaped head. I've never smoked pot. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 06:00

Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML

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Stoner

By Alyssa - 13/02/2012 00:01 - United States

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 21:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, in a fit of jealousy over my recent muscle growth, my brother told our mom that I've only been going to the gym so I could smoke weed with my friends. She believed him and grounded me. FML

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By hypercrite dad - 19/09/2014 18:34 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad found out I recently tried weed. He called me a useless waste of air and grounded me for the rest of the year. Then he went outside and smoked his third cigarette of the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 13:39 - United States - Columbus

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

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By valarmorgoolies - 06/02/2015 18:51 - United States - Binghamton

Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML

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By Joe Lizen - 07/08/2012 01:40 - United States - New Lenox

Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

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By ugh - 01/12/2015 03:52 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML

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Sneaky dad

By say no to dick - 18/04/2014 22:56 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I found out that my father faked his whole "mid-life crisis", just so he could gain my trust and get me to admit that I smoke weed, and to tell him who I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML

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Seegtease 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 1:08

What an unreasonable and irrational father.

last_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 1:14

Tell your Dad he's a fool and that you'll take a drug test to prove him wrong.. Hope it all works out, Pothead

Comments

thnksfrnthng 0

Monday 31 August 2009 4:16

this made my day. fyl.

railfan_fml 0

Friday 4 September 2009 22:34

parents. your dad needs to start giving you the credit of actually telling the truth.

Shit4Luk 0

Monday 21 September 2009 10:05

You should try it. It's not really as life altering as the media would have you think as long as you aren't stupid about it. And chances are that daddy dearest has tried it and that's why he's worried.

katrinaa_13 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 16:29

HUGS NOT DRUGS. :)

Cemetery 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 22:28

take a urine test, that will set him at ease. P.S. there is nothing wrong with pot. I have never smoked it, but i know the truth. Look it up.

imhilarious 0

Monday 25 January 2010 10:52

lol you should just reshape your head!

tortise34 4

Sunday 7 March 2010 12:51

there's a kid at my school 2 and we call him pothead cause he likes Harry potter.

biatchluuv 0

Friday 2 April 2010 7:01

awww! poor youu, fyll!

Cnote231 0

Friday 23 July 2010 6:52

ya go smoke pot if u plan on never completing college and barely passing highschool. I know plenty of weed smokers and their on a path that leads to no where.

jtsyanks 2

Monday 27 June 2011 3:30

i know this is from a year ago but i just have to comment on it because of how ******* retarded it is. i made the deans list my first semester and the presidents list the second semester of college this past year as a freshman. and ya know what? i was stoned at least half of both semesters.