Annoying and Work: The Office 2: Electric Boogaloo

Bring your own Nerf gun and start a Nerf war! Then, if he continues to do so, encourage the whole office to bring Nerf guns. Office wide Nerf war. Who ever said work couldn't be fun?!

BluFlames 8

Tuesday 3 April 2012 18:35

YES! HECK YEA!!!

chels1994 11

Monday 20 February 2012 17:14

Buy one yourself and declare war (:

PartyxRocked 0

Monday 20 February 2012 17:17

That sounds like the best workplace ever.

Incogneterpeter 1

Monday 20 February 2012 17:20

Go put buy a gun and one of this Velcro vests for need and a ammo belt and when he shoots you turn around and unload on him

tek9tim 3

Monday 20 February 2012 17:20

Two words: blow darts.

MickGold 8

Monday 20 February 2012 17:32

Umm... Drastic much? Make it fun, not painful. That's how you get fired. Let's be nice children:)

crazyblackchick 0

Monday 20 February 2012 17:28

This means WAR, nerf herder!

ctuckerrun 2

Monday 20 February 2012 17:35

Your boss sounds like a really cool boss. Buy a nerf gun also and fight back! Defend your honor!

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