The Office 2: Electric Boogaloo
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
**** that bring a nerf mace and challenge him
Go buy an even better nerf gun and get him back. Though I advise that you get proof of him shooting you first before you retaliate, that way if he were to try and punish you for it, he wouldn't legally be able to.
Maybe he likes you Wants his nerf balls on your face His load in your hair
That is awesome! Though if he is doing it too often (only do this if you have tried telling him it bothers you and you would like him to please stop), get proof of it and then try to move. If he complains and tries to fire you, you will have the proof of him doing it and that you asked him to stop. Also make sure you have several friends, that you can trust, nearby when you ask him to stop. That way you will have witnesses.
Your boss is the ultimate troll
Oh my god, Dunder Mifflin and Micheal Scott DO exist!
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your boss sounds like the man.
Hey sounds like you can shoot him as well