The poop delivery lady

By Why Me - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML
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feven 32

Record her and show her the recording

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macros 12

Put it on her front porch and light it on fire.

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Pyrithium 8

Simple: next time she does this, simply walk outside as she places the bag and say "gotcha bitch!"

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lifeWASgoinggood 10

throw the dog shit on her window, or when she leaves it, immediately run out and throw the crap at her

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frances1942 10

Ok... 1) get the shit bags 2) walk to her house 3) throw the shit at her house 4) admire the brown splotches 5) tell her your evil twin did it

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Glasshoney 9

Snap a pic then show her then threaten her with legal action, if she doesn't stop. Should work.

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smeefree 1

you could record her and threaten her with said "copy" of video

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kybon 12

Take a picture or film it. Then she cant deny it

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sahmnc420 13

I'd record it and return it

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