Dogs, Poopoo peepee and Animals: The poop delivery lady

The poop delivery lady

By Why Me - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML

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feven 32

Monday 20 October 2014 14:11

Record her and show her the recording

macros 12

Monday 20 October 2014 14:13

Put it on her front porch and light it on fire.

Comments

ARetardedSeal 24

Tuesday 21 October 2014 7:47

Try smearing the poop on their door knob with gloves?

lovexsarah 12

Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:04

Take her picture and then print up flyers and place them around the neighborhood.

kalbrek009 20

Tuesday 21 October 2014 15:54

Get her on video & then show her again...right before you file a complaint with the city &/or police. Problem solved

codblueangel 4

Tuesday 21 October 2014 21:39

Stalker.

davie94 18

Tuesday 21 October 2014 23:00

You should film it as evidence And then pass it on to authorities

taker73 9

Wednesday 22 October 2014 4:07

Shout from the window... "Stop pooping"

Mooshy94 3

Wednesday 22 October 2014 17:18

Tape her doing it and put it on YouTube..that'd be hilarious!

pike1346 3

Wednesday 22 October 2014 21:21

People suck.

AGames 7

Thursday 23 October 2014 4:46

Video tape her

Kimmy3214 9

Friday 24 October 2014 0:07

Next time, record her. Then show her the video and threaten that if she doesn't get her s*** out of your driveway, you'll take it and dump it all over her when she's not looking. At least that's what I would do.

Kimmy3214 9

Friday 24 October 2014 0:13

Or you can plant it all over her yard. However, you can also dump it in HER driveway so that she'll roll over it with her car. However, if you do this, make sure she doesn't notice. If all else fails, remember: Karma's a bitch.