Cars, Accident and Transportation: The Thin White Duke

The Thin White Duke

By DJ Clitter - 16/04/2012 19:35 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my daughter when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 103

You deserved it 33 570

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By Mommy - 26/06/2011 20:47 - United States

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 473

You deserved it 28 194

By driver26 - 14/12/2010 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 360

You deserved it 41 270

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 942

You deserved it 56 306

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 728

You deserved it 48 511

By moxy - 24/01/2011 15:00

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 659

You deserved it 65 788

Kids these days, eh?

By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 451

You deserved it 1 559

What are the odds?

By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 03:00 - Australia - Warners Bay

Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 252

You deserved it 929

By John - 22/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 370

You deserved it 57 962

By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 474

You deserved it 5 344

By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:43 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 639

You deserved it 44 419

BigBoyBounce 5

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:50

Not only did you almost endanger your daughter, you almost endangered other drivers. People like you don't deserve to have your license.

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:57

I don't blame you. David Bowie's one sexy beast ;)

Comments

TickleMeTroy 1

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:24

NO. Just, no. Leave Bowie out of this.

sillycart 9

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:24

Aww who thumbed my comment about josh down :(. I'm just stating the facts.

sillycart 9

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:27

No one here gets humor noor. Megan fox and jhutch are both hot people. People need to calm down and take a joke. Apparently only u and me get sarcasm.

The_Hitdude 12

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:29

36- Me disagreeing with yiu does not make me a troll. And fanboy? This isn't a ******* video game. I was stating a fact. Someone mentioning turning gay does not automatically make them a homophobe. That word is abused more than I can say, including your case. You guys can continue to thumb me to hell, but I stand by my statement.

The_Hitdude 12

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:31

*you.

laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:41

Earth to Tom. Earth to Tom. Major Tom, do you read?

laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:45

I didn't read 16's comment before I wrote mine. Sorry, guys.

PANDALEGIT 8

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:45

Wtf is your problem

Heyface 2

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:45

Talk about a diehard fan...

georgeamb2 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:50

You must be an Asain mother lol

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:55

You must be a stereotyping twit.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:53

Here's an idea for you - leave your daydreaming to your midnight masturbation sessions. While you're piloting a 2000 kg missile loaded with highly explosive fuel and surrounded by similar missiles, KEEP YOUR ******* EYES AND BRAIN ON THE ******* ROAD.