Cars, Accident and Transportation: The Thin White Duke

The Thin White Duke

By DJ Clitter - 16/04/2012 19:35 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my daughter when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

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You deserved it 33 572

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By Mommy - 26/06/2011 20:47 - United States

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 473

You deserved it 28 195

By driver26 - 14/12/2010 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML

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You deserved it 41 273

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 943

You deserved it 56 308

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 728

You deserved it 48 513

By moxy - 24/01/2011 15:00

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 659

You deserved it 65 793

Kids these days, eh?

By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 451

You deserved it 1 560

What are the odds?

By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 03:00 - Australia - Warners Bay

Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 252

You deserved it 931

By John - 22/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 370

You deserved it 57 963

By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 475

You deserved it 5 345

By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:43 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 639

You deserved it 44 421

BigBoyBounce 5

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:50

Not only did you almost endanger your daughter, you almost endangered other drivers. People like you don't deserve to have your license.

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:57

I don't blame you. David Bowie's one sexy beast ;)

Comments

cott0nballs 7

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:50

Megan Fox is ugly. Mila Kunis is the best.

merko 8

Tuesday 17 April 2012 6:04

well he is a hunk...

omzz05 2

Tuesday 17 April 2012 6:10

DJ CLITTER ... I'm the ovary buster

THExistentialist 13

Tuesday 17 April 2012 6:15

bitch (Kayla?) Iwas going to drag you by your FACE through the cold concrete of suffragette city for being so blatantly retarded, but it wouldnt be enough. So let me just sit and hope that Ziggy Stardust & the Spiders from Mars will come tear your wench-ass heart out instead.

itsame0987 18

Tuesday 17 April 2012 6:29

Guys guys.. You need to leave Kayla alone. Sea from Jersey and only likes gorilla juice heads with burned out braincells. And op ydi 1 for daydreaming while driving and 2 for actually admitting it to your daughter. You could have said you were daydreaming about her mom or something.

ajeppsen 25

Tuesday 17 April 2012 6:36

Are you a guy or girl if you are a gut F your daughters life

corleon198425 22

Tuesday 17 April 2012 6:50

David Bowie called and said your not one of his heroes

TheThree 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 6:57

I love the fact OP is a male...

docscientist 9

Tuesday 17 April 2012 7:28

How could anyone not recognize this as a clear joke. I'm really glad I don't have to deal with new people on a daily basis.

Zya_fml 8

Tuesday 17 April 2012 7:44

The funny thing is that all your comments are stupid and really suck Kayla. We'd all appreciate if you come back in a few years when you have actually matured enough to leave decent comments. - All FML commenters and viewers.