Cars, Accident and Transportation: The Thin White Duke

The Thin White Duke

By DJ Clitter - 16/04/2012 19:35 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my daughter when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 103

You deserved it 33 572

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By Mommy - 26/06/2011 20:47 - United States

Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 473

You deserved it 28 195

By driver26 - 14/12/2010 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 361

You deserved it 41 274

By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 943

You deserved it 56 309

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 01:11 - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 728

You deserved it 48 513

By moxy - 24/01/2011 15:00

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 659

You deserved it 65 793

Kids these days, eh?

By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 451

You deserved it 1 560

What are the odds?

By Anonymous - 25/11/2020 03:00 - Australia - Warners Bay

Today, while driving my car, there was a talk on the radio about road safety. I got so engrossed that I drifted and crashed my car into a sign promoting the talk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 252

You deserved it 931

By John - 22/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 370

You deserved it 57 963

By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 476

You deserved it 5 345

By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:43 - United States - Freeport

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, and ended up bashing into another car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 639

You deserved it 44 421

BigBoyBounce 5

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:50

Not only did you almost endanger your daughter, you almost endangered other drivers. People like you don't deserve to have your license.

Mademoiselle_fml 34

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:57

I don't blame you. David Bowie's one sexy beast ;)

Comments

grace12898 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:27

I didn't know who this was so I had to look it up. I think I puked a little

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:31

You didn't know David Bowie? What...I mean...are you...the ****... Kindergarten called. You're late for class.

Azail 15

Tuesday 17 April 2012 8:36

Grace please find the nearest door on FML and leave. Have a pleasant day and do not let the door hit you on the way out.

MsMeiriona 2

Tuesday 17 April 2012 23:59

Quick, get this girl a seat at a Labyrinth screening.

supbabes 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 3:16

Oh jesus. Wtf is the world coming to?!?!?!

PrettyKookieToo 8

Tuesday 3 July 2012 2:57

This person probably thinks Robert Pattinson is the most attractive boy in the world...

perei176 9

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:30

Agreed

lilrocker90 10

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:30

You don't deserve it. David Bowie is awesome.

Shrike 23

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:31

"If i post something, and one doesn't like it, they just don't get the joke." Hahahaha, loving the arrogance. Maybe the joke just sucks. But yeah, it wasn't homophobic like those idiots were crying.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:31

Dance Magic Dance!!! I was soooo in love with David Bowie after watching the movie "The Labyrinth" ugh! How I wanted to be the Goblin Queen and was jelly of Jennifer Connelly.

kamikrazy 6

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:31

Wait isn't op a guy?

perdix 29

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:36

Did you come to a green light and see a blue light, too?

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:41

Ground control to major Tom. (perdix), the papers want to know whose shirts you wear. ****(believe me, those are the true lyrics. I did research ;)

Sinkhole 26

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:40

Were you thinking about Bowie lonely in space? Or Bowie finding life on Mars? Wouldn't that be weird coz he wrote that song 'Is There Life On Mars?'. He could write a follow up tune and call it 'And There Is'.