Intimacy: The Three Bears Conundrum

The Three Bears Conundrum

By Madison43097 - 24/09/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Confused lesbian - 16/07/2018 13:30 - United States - Lynchburg

Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML

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By peridot1aa - 24/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cleaning out my room and picked up my bed and found a condom. I'm 15 and still a virgin. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 03:36 - United States - Chicago

Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML

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By ohEw - 09/11/2017 10:00 - United States - Pasadena

Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML

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Time to pretend

By fmeplease - 31/05/2009 21:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML

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By Sal - 09/02/2009 18:32 - United States

Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML

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Gross

By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 17:00 - Canada - Elora

Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML

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OhhxGoshhxAri 0

Friday 25 September 2009 1:46

You know, that really makes you wonder who's that was. If it's your parents, then FYL. That would be gross. :x

Nocturnal558 0

Friday 25 September 2009 1:51

It was your neighboor, and a dog!

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arielhoee 9

Friday 25 September 2009 6:45

Yummehh? ;D

Richard16 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 13:57

i think thats more like eww lol

Richard16 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 13:57

i think thats more like eww lol

Redrosesandrain 0

Friday 25 September 2009 21:44

...why the "own"? did you use your parents' room? your little sister's?

penguino530 1

Monday 16 July 2012 9:27

Did it ever occur to u her boyfriends room???

amberita28 0

Friday 25 September 2009 23:52

What did u say when u found it? Hey...this isn't mine! What tha?

lindzXcore 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 17:57

whatcha sayyy

BreeKnox 0

Monday 28 September 2009 0:16

thats just wrong

EbonyGoddess 0

Monday 28 September 2009 11:20

nasty

bweeshiz 0

Sunday 4 October 2009 14:48

The only thing im grossed out by is whos room have you been having sex in!

im_a_dinosaur 0

Monday 5 October 2009 17:05

ewwwwwww thats grossssss ahah

emo__love 0

Monday 5 October 2009 22:06

oops i thought it was mii room. sorriie dude. can u give it back i might need it. lmfao

_adrenaline 0

Tuesday 6 October 2009 4:18

YDI b/c if you haven`t had sex in your own bed, whose bed(s) have you been having sex in??

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Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

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Today, I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friends that it's because of, "how hard he gave it to me last night." FML

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Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

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The Three Bears Conundrum

Same thing different taste

Time to pretend

Gross

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