The Usain Bolt method
By theultimatesalonfail - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By theultimatesalonfail - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
One day you'll find her. Then you can get a tip.
She was proly broke. She shoulda switched to geico.
Lol
Proly is NOT A WORD!
If you have security cameras, keep a copy of the tape and print off an image from that tape to keep at the counter, just in case the darling is naive enough to return to that same salon after a while. It may very well be the only thing you can do. I can't imagine the police helping out...
Did the entire scene turn slow motion with her hair whipping back in the wind to the soundtrack of inspirational R Kelly music?
43, I think everything is confusing for you.
This comment made me think of that willow smith song that I had the unfortunate pleasure of listening to the other day for the first time, I now have the unfortunate pleasure of having it stuck in my head...
That's $500 reasons to get paid first.
They either have cameras or a worker that can sprint after someone at any given time.
You're comment was probably the worst one on here.. Sheesh.. You suck at this.
Give her some street cred. She says she's bipolar so she's either in her manic stage.
Seriosly shot her? Over hair? Wow
Now now everyone. Shooting her sounds like a relatively smart move. Just shoot at her ankle or thigh. Bitch'll be down in a second >;D
Sue her.
Now you realize where the fault(s) are/is in that statement. Right?
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Don't you have the right to call the cops or something?
This comment makes about as much sense to me as Charlie Sheen.