The Usain Bolt method

By theultimatesalonfail - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 430
You deserved it 3 264
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Top comments

jaxy15 9

Don't you have the right to call the cops or something?

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ryanst 7

This comment makes about as much sense to me as Charlie Sheen.

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Comments

ollie179 21

One day you'll find her. Then you can get a tip.

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SpicyGrass 0

Well, look at the plus side, my comment was moderated.

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Mirorbo 26

If you have security cameras, keep a copy of the tape and print off an image from that tape to keep at the counter, just in case the darling is naive enough to return to that same salon after a while. It may very well be the only thing you can do. I can't imagine the police helping out...

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NOWAYJOSE 14

Hopefully she does.. But I've never seen a salon with cameras though.

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iAmScrubs 19

Did the entire scene turn slow motion with her hair whipping back in the wind to the soundtrack of inspirational R Kelly music?

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a_nutritionist 10

im sorry, i dont understand. r kelly? inspirational? this sentence is just confusing...

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mk58 31

43, I think everything is confusing for you.

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Stealthed 8

This comment made me think of that willow smith song that I had the unfortunate pleasure of listening to the other day for the first time, I now have the unfortunate pleasure of having it stuck in my head...

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a_nutritionist 10

@92 i knew that was going to be a fictional story the second i read "i think".

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Sophomoric1 13

That's $500 reasons to get paid first.

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kkrriissy 2

See! I don't think I've ever gone to a salon that charged me before getting anything done.

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ThanksKarma 0

They either have cameras or a worker that can sprint after someone at any given time.

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ifailplzinsultme 0

That's why you keep a gun under the counter! Nothing says "pay up bitch" like a good shot in the leg.

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SaniK 17

Then you would go to jail for attempted murder. Use a tazer instead

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ChicksBipolar911 0

... Was the Bxtchh THAT poor! God .. i Would've shot her . . .

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xShannonxSammyx 7

Are you seriously writing like that?

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Confuciussay 6

31 - Yes she is seriously writing like that.

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aFatFuck 0

. . .. YEaHZ HEXxxxxxllzzz yEs.... Lets KiLL somebooodyyyXXx ovA a HaiRcUt! .... Dey Deserve deathxx for N0t paying 4 a Haircuttxx .............

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SherryA 15

You're comment was probably the worst one on here.. Sheesh.. You suck at this.

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ThanksKarma 0

Give her some street cred. She says she's bipolar so she's either in her manic stage.

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YayFlameWarz 9

Now now everyone. Shooting her sounds like a relatively smart move. Just shoot at her ankle or thigh. Bitch'll be down in a second >;D

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

I think even "mommy" would have chased after her with scissors for that.

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