The Usain Bolt method

By theultimatesalonfail - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML
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Top comments

jaxy15 9

Don't you have the right to call the cops or something?

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ryanst 7

This comment makes about as much sense to me as Charlie Sheen.

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Comments

SherryA 15

I love your reply to that. Sounds like my mom. She's just sit there and say "eehhh.. Sherry, you chase after that bitch. Paula is about to come on and I can't do it" :P

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fuckmrsoftee 0

well. you could always charge the next customer twice as much, blame the failing economy, my dad does anyway.

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wriptidez 0

who would perm straighten hair

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Alexander22 0

I hope that bitch's hair falls out!

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MurphyS94 4

That sucks :/ I hope you're not in the same situation as waiters and waitresses are when their customers run out on them...

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PlatinumNinja 0

But getting payback is.

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perdix 29

So, they need to come up with a beauty salon version of: Dine n' Dash Hog n' Jog Eat n' Cheat Chew n' Screw etc. Let's see. There's Cut n' Run Blow n' Go I hope others can add to this.

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V19Spartan 1

Weave n' walk Rinse n' run Highlight n' goodnight

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Babyseal420 7

Ah, the classic straighten 'n dash.

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