The Usain Bolt method

By theultimatesalonfail - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a girl came into my salon to permanently straighten her really long and curly hair. After several long hours, I went to the counter to charge her. She ran out faster than an Olympic runner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 430
You deserved it 3 264
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Top comments

jaxy15 9

Don't you have the right to call the cops or something?

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ryanst 7

This comment makes about as much sense to me as Charlie Sheen.

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Comments

KittehSayzRAWR 0

"permanently straighten" Huh? what does that mean? Her hair is now straightened for the rest o her life?

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CurlyChica808 4

No, stupid. It's like getting a perm, only instead of getting your hair curly you get it straight.

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bagginzy 14

Bitch, not knowing every form of hairstyling doesn't make him stupid.

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koe4 0

*****, being a smrtass does not make you a bitch.

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mspoutylips 8

Her hair will start falling out.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

That's why they keep sharp combs behind counters in a successful hair salon. Those fools never see it coming until BAM, pinned to the fall by a comb. Wait, huh?

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birdfreak 24

Curly hair is gorgeous and is a blessing as long as you know how to handle it i have curly hair and everyone at school was like straighten it'll be easier to deal with and I said no cause I love it permanently straightening your hair can cause cancer or her hair will fall out =p

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birdfreak 24

Though I do blow dry and straighten from time to time= special occasions every 3 months

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koe4 0

awe now i gotta apologize to 42. sorry man i just wanted to keep the weird theme going xP

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avoidthegirl 6

Are you retarded? Japanese relaxers don't cause cancer or cause your hair to fall out. CHEMICAL relaxers, maybe, but only if they aren't done correctly. You sound like you've never been to a high-end salon.

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CurlyChica808 4

Call the cops? I hope she suffocates in her own hair. Curly hair rocks.

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deviable 9

Should have grabbed her by the hair as she ran.

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YurTriniFantasy 1

Chase her like an African chasing a gazelle!

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ImmaB3AST 7

Well that's why she ran away. She was Kenyan!

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catman1980 2

If she had an appointment, maybe she was dumb enough to use her real name.

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