Health, Pregnancy, Weird, Pranks and Shopping: The weirdos are reproducing

The weirdos are reproducing

By pregz - 25/04/2013 00:18 - United States - Vancouver

Today, while grocery shopping, I was having such terrible abdominal pains I could hardly walk. As I'm 8 months pregnant, I told my husband we should head home. He thought a better idea was to run through the store and hide from me, hoping to induce labor by making me chase him. FML

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By losthusband - 11/10/2020 20:01 - United States

Today, my pregnant wife and I got separated while out shopping. She ended up having meltdown and crying so hard the manager had to call me over the PA. FML

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By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 18:10 - United States - Omaha

Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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By Jeri - 26/02/2010 12:55 - United States

Today, I begged my husband to take me to the ER cause my stomach hurt so bad I thought I was gonna die. He told me to go sit on the toilet and stop being a drama queen. I drove myself to the hospital just in time for my appendix to burst. I almost died because my husband was busy playing Xbox. FML

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You deserved it 4 340

By lamortdeshommes - 28/06/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend to the store to get groceries while I was at work. Instead of what I listed, he came back with hot pockets, ice cream and beer. I'm lactose intolerant and pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2020 08:02 - United States - Rockaway Park

Today, I was rushing to walk home because my stomach was upset. I dodged multiple people, getting closer and closer, got my front door open, got up my stairs, and then lost control of my bowels on the top step. FML

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You deserved it 104

By toelie - 03/03/2018 19:00

Today, at 6 weeks pregnant, I went to the ER in the middle of the night for severe abdominal pain, fearing an ectopic pregnancy. Turns out it was just a wayward turd. FML

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By wifeofafainter - 24/09/2015 06:31 - United States - Bronx

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

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By Auburn_flame - 27/03/2019 00:00

Today, I've been horribly sick with a stomach virus. Six hours ago, I asked my husband to go to the store and get me a few things that would help ease my misery. He's still in bed and I'm cleaning the house in between bouts of vomiting. FML

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simplysarcastics 26

Thursday 25 April 2013 10:07

Wow what a jerk. It is not a time for games when your love is in serious pain.

superpoptart 24

Thursday 25 April 2013 10:15

What the **** is wrong with your husband?

Comments

lollypop30001 19

Thursday 25 April 2013 13:57

You're having a kid with this jerk why?

YourVoiceofReasn 6

Thursday 25 April 2013 14:05

"Mommy? Why was I born a month early in a grocery store?" "Well, honey, it happened when..."

GarysMom725 10

Thursday 25 April 2013 14:47

And you plan to stay married to this sadist???

stevothedevo 25

Thursday 25 April 2013 14:56

Just how old in your child? Sorry my bad, I mean husband..

ViviMage 38

Thursday 25 April 2013 15:49

The safest thing for the baby is 9 months in the womb. The lungs develop last. Your man is a dickwad that doesn't deserve children.

chosha_fml 26

Thursday 25 April 2013 16:04

I can't imagine being married to such an inconsiderate idiot. Looks like the baby won't be the only kid you're raising, OP. FYL.

Inked0803 12

Thursday 25 April 2013 17:10

Just goes to show you don't have to be smart to reproduce

AshaaFerreira 22

Thursday 25 April 2013 17:16

Awesome dude... Your comment was not so awesome.

boshbish 14

Thursday 25 April 2013 17:34

I'm sorry but I found the picture of this in my mind to be hilarious! Seriously though, he needs a good talking to. You may be the one carrying the child but it took two to tango! Tell him to start pulling his weight!